Hey kids! Sorry I haven't been around much lately. Soooo much going on. I've had to call an end to the touring situation with the band I used to work with. Just didn't work. Touring with your ex-husband is just a bad idea all around.
So I'm totally revamping the Voodoo Dollz show. It's gonna be bigger and better than ever now. I'm so excited!
One snag: My ex has hijacked my website, the big lug, and is attempting to recruit girls for his show using the Voodoo Dollz name, and the emails go to him instead of me. Can you believe the nerve? Hmph! Feel free to check it out and tell him what you think of this.
Haha! I've been picturing him in a grass skirt teaching girls the moves to Mystiki! "Okay girls, so it's boom boom, shaka shaka rawr! ... One more time, now shake those titties like you mean it!"
Hahahahahaha!
So I'm totally revamping the Voodoo Dollz show. It's gonna be bigger and better than ever now. I'm so excited!
One snag: My ex has hijacked my website, the big lug, and is attempting to recruit girls for his show using the Voodoo Dollz name, and the emails go to him instead of me. Can you believe the nerve? Hmph! Feel free to check it out and tell him what you think of this.
Haha! I've been picturing him in a grass skirt teaching girls the moves to Mystiki! "Okay girls, so it's boom boom, shaka shaka rawr! ... One more time, now shake those titties like you mean it!"
Hahahahahaha!
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tygertyger:
Ha! No, not Fargo - it's hipsterspeak. Yeah, I know hipsters are yesterday's news. I only pick up on trends a month after everyone else gets sick of them. That way, when they come around again in five or ten years, I can be like, "Man, I've been into this shit forever. You're just a poser."
tygertyger:
Oh, and check your e-mail if you haven't already.