bollweevil

My birthday was pretty cool

A couple of guys chipped in and got me a milkshake at In-and-out.
Had pizza with my mom.
Got a fancy electric razor that astronauts would envy
and the House M.D. dvd box set
and a pair of giant sunglasses.
a vegan played happy birthday for me on a harmonica
and then she kicked my ass.
broke a cigarette.
Went to the aquarium of the pacific
drew pictures of the animals
wore a beard of lorkieets
got pooped on
was attracted to a sexually ambiguous scuba diver
learned how awesome blue whales actually are
met a few nerds
got hungry while looking at the giant sea crabs
ate a lobster
got a free keychain.
scolded someone for buying bad coffee (i regret this)
went to a street fair
was belligerent
said "bitch" too many times
punched a friend in the face two times with my foot
ate vegan shit-on-a-shingle
and threw a book at a car.

all-in-all a very satisfying birthday celebration.