bollweevil

you dont even want to know about the blue man group. haha.. My boyfriends family wants to meet me right? So i go to dinner with them.. first time I meet the whole family.. then they say "lets go to blue man group itll be fun!" So i go along.. thinking.. about how im trying to make a good impression.. and we all sit down at the show.. and then the blue men do some skits.. they start calling people up to the stage and shit.. and Im kinda slouching in my seat. Then about half way through the show they all come over to me and just stare at me. I kinda look at the floor thinking "please dont pick me, im trying to make a good impression here!" hah.. Then they drag me onto the stage. Now mind you.. im wearing a nice dress and heels because we were just at some really reallly expnsive nad nice restraunt. So I get up on stage and they start setting a table like dinner.. then they put out twinkies and start trying to make me eat them. Only im vegan and theres no way in hell im gonna eat a twinkie. (oh yeah and they put this shirt on me that was really heavy. ) so i wont eat the twinkie.. and I just keep feeding them the twinkies like they are infants.. haha. Then our shirts start barfing up banana mush all over the stage. It fell all into my toes because my shoes were toeless (i had to walk around with bananas in my toes for like 2 days because after the show I had to take an 8 hour bus ride and go straight to work in philly) haha.. So yeah. They they all starting eating the banana mush. which smelled like bananas and cinimon so i ate some too. The whole ordeal took about 30 minutes.. and I kept looking out at the crowd to see my bf's family laughing hystericly at me. So talk about good first impressions, right? haha