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Monday Feb 23, 2004

Feb 23, 2004
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I am going to be an astronaught. I'll live in the space station with my best friend Sergay.

Sergey is from Russia and he loves outer space as much as I do. We'll pass the time by playing space-chess and goofing off in zero gravity. We'll toss candy at eachother and try to catch it in our mouths.

We'll send video prank calls to earth. Sergey will say "Mister American President, do you have Prince Albert in can?" and the president will say "Wellser, It's funny you should ask.. HEY!" and he'll hear Sergey and I laughing and we'll hang up. The president of the future will say "Those two! What was I thinking putting them together in space?!" The president of the future will be a cool dude. I think I'll make Kevin Banister the president of the future.

Sergey will teach me a few words in Russian and I'll teach him a little bit of American. We will talk about our pretty wives living back on earth while we do research on plants growing in zero gravity. We sometimes dress up in our space suits and float at each other head-first at high speed! We'll hit our heads and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Some days I'll draw on the space windows with a piece of soap. Sergey will say "Dis is very goot sloth you draw."

We'll play our music really loud because there's nobody around to care. We'll listen to RUSH on the space station.

I will make a costume with large eyes and tentacles and pretend to attack Sergey while he is giving a video report to the president of Russia. When the president starts to freak out he will say "It is okay! Is only Andrew in costume!"

He'll put on the costume when I call the president of the future.

Sometimes we'll take the labels off of the food tubes and try to guess if the thick green stuff with black specks is spinach or broccoli.

Sergey and I are best friends.

This is a picture I drew of Sergey and I

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
sadie:
thats one of my favorite songs thank you
Feb 24, 2004
twwly:
if i was in outerspace, i would bounce around for fun!

of course.
Feb 25, 2004

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