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Sometimes I think it would be nice to own a crappy motorcycle with a pup-tent bungie-corded to the back and driving around wearing a stupid helmet and a beat up old brown leather jacket. Yea, I want a really lame motorcycle. the chicks dig dudes on motorcycles, especially crappy ones.
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I worked drive through for the first time today. The girl who was making drinks with me was getting angry because I'm so bumbling. Here's a picture of what it was like

http://pic3.picturetrail.com/VOL19/924004/5000905/69819626.jpg
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Remember when I fell down at work and landed on my keys? Remember when I found out that I bent my car key when I fell?


Remember that time I had just gotten off of work and saw that my car key was broken in half so I had to get a ride home from someone and was worried because my car is 12 miles...
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ponette:
eh?blackeyed

Was that the same day that I made asparagus for dinner?
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This is what I looked like at 12:30 when I got off of work.

http://pic3.picturetrail.com/VOL19/924004/5000905/67940828.jpg


an offer:

If you know how to give a foot rub I could really use one. Please come give one to me.

If you're not in the area I will pay for a round-trip ticket and will put you up in the motel down the road (or have you sleep...
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rubixbbb:
it's a shame you are 19, but hey!! i'll call you when i geti into pedophilia.... lol
wink <3
rubixbbb:
well, we could do that-- pedophilia AND necrophilia combined in one!! lol wink
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I'm a workin' man now.

I can make the hell out of a Frappuccino
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aye, i done shaved off me beard.

now I have bitchin' sideburns
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Time to buy ART SUPPLIES!

i pulsate with glee

love
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I'm home alone this week.

But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants and amyl nitrate ...

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margot_dent:
until i realized it was fight club, i was a tad bit uncomfortable.

no no....thats not the word. what am i thinking of?......oh yeah, turned on.

and im not going to apply for SGdom.
franklin:
I miss you too, and ditto with Jewlie until the realization you were quoting Fight Club.
Minus the arousal.
And I am a stupid jerk.
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hot today.

Feet got a little scortched.


Scortched?

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lizbet:
Thanks for your comment on my set
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birthday today

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ebin:
Happy Birthday homie! biggrin
cece:
happy birthday
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A new DJD set?

Can life get better?

I submit that it can not.

on a lighter note, i can't remember where I took my user icon picture.