bolddork

Wow, it's Monday again. I'm still a wreck from the weekend. Great stuff though. I went to a friends house on Friday for some lively adult beverages and casual conversation. After about 1 & 1/2 bottles of Gin we thought it would be a great idea to go to the strip club. Now he likes Asian chicks and I'm a sucker for Tattoo'd chicks. So of course we meet this hot little asian stripper who is all tatt'd up. SO here we are, two drunk ass mo-fo's (we did have two more sober friends with us but they're not part of this story) and we're trying to convince this chick to hang out with us. Of course, after 3 hours and I can't even admit to myself how much money she comes back to my buddies house for a little smoke. Then we finish the rest of the Gin and get even more tore up. Things become a little fuzzy at this point....I know the sun was up and I know that I was so drunk I wouldn't get out of the chair for fear of falling down. Now, here's the point where her maternal instincts take over, she made a trip to the bagel shop, got one of those boxes of coffee and a dozen bagels. She nurses us back to health and of course we just made a new friend. So after we're much more sober she tells me I need to brush my teeth and take a shower. So I do and after we're all cleaned up we end up going to her place so she can change and shower and then we go for lunch and yes more Gin. After a couple of hours she heads out to live her life and we continue drinking and smoking and carrying on. My buddies neighbors join us around 10:30 at night and I can't even remember what happened. Sunday was a wake up and start watching football. Coffee for all, we didn't even bring up the subject of booze. Went home and crashed until this morning. Now I'm at work and I think my body is in shock because I feel fine.