If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
Jack Handey
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I think I need to start drinking!
I might as well, since I seem to suffer from second-hand hangovers anyways, and trust me, they are worse than any 'real thing' I've ever had.
At least if I were wasted, I wouldn't have to drive everyone home and make sure they are ok and snuggled up safely... I could just pass out and let someone else take care of me
Why, oh why, do I do this to myself?
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Note to self: it's one thing to touch yourself when out at night and surrounded by drunk people... a whole other to be doing it in daylight hours while running errands.
Jack Handey
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I think I need to start drinking!
I might as well, since I seem to suffer from second-hand hangovers anyways, and trust me, they are worse than any 'real thing' I've ever had.
At least if I were wasted, I wouldn't have to drive everyone home and make sure they are ok and snuggled up safely... I could just pass out and let someone else take care of me
Why, oh why, do I do this to myself?
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Note to self: it's one thing to touch yourself when out at night and surrounded by drunk people... a whole other to be doing it in daylight hours while running errands.
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EDITED TO ASK
What time is your skin-melting proccess?
[Edited on Aug 10, 2004 1:20AM]
EDITED TO INCLUDE THE OBVIOUS
If one of us had just decided to call the other, this hour-plus online conversation would have been finished in 10 minutes, ages ago. Why it took me this long to realize, I'll never know.
[Edited on Aug 10, 2004 1:45AM]