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Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
Norm Papernick

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I've been thinking...
(come on, hold your oh-no's... I know nothing good usually comes out of me participating in such an activity, but this time, I have a brilliant idea!)

(Oh, and in case it doesn't seem so brilliant a few hours...
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itsalivemedia:
You? A Holy Terror? No! You look so sweet (ahem) and innocent. I think you were the kinda girl I secretly wished would beat me up cuz then that would mean you liked me. Something like that.

When I was a kid, if a girl chased you and caught you, they were trying to make out with you. I was never very fast but I was extra slow on those days. Give just enough effort to make it look like I was trying to get away and then, "Oh my ankle" And then: kiss

I think I need to reevaluate Headlsburg now that I've seen you. I was a lil disappointed with it. But less so than Napa. Now those are snooty people. Healdsburg was nice but kinda too quiet. Oh well.

Chase me soon?
erich:
Yay! I got a new thing of paints! 12 colors! 4 different sized brushes!
Are you free on Sunday...?
ooo aaa
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J.D. Salinger


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OK kids, for your mindless entertainment today, we have a little 2-question survey:

#1. I'm bored with my profile picture. Which one should I replace it with?

#2. If I were to quit teaching, what should my next career be?

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Yay!!! My roommate is...
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siqkat:
Nice one Erich !!!!
1)Your back is cool but do you have any pictures of cement trucks or THE one?
2)Politician but be sure not to get caught in a sex scandle biggrin okay, school counselor or psychologist might be good smile

[Edited on Aug 05, 2004 9:44PM]
vim:
1. any pic of you is a good one.

2. my personal trainer?

kiss
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"Coffee and cigarettes, you know? That's, like, the breakfast of champions."
Jim Jarmusch, in the film "Blue in the Face"


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Damn Ginger tea!

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Hmm...
Can't find:
my pants...
two regular and one sports bra...
a couple of t-shirts...
a pair of shoes...
some hair products...

My roommate's been gone for 6 days, making me the only person to have access to the house......
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jamisunlee:
i've got your pants, sorry blush
erich:
My personal philosophy is taken directly from a line in Empire Strikes Back. Unfortunately, it's in Wookie, so I won't be able to quote it on the boards. ooo aaa
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'I was born to catch dragons in their dens
And pick flowers
To tell tales and laugh away the morning
To drift and dream like a lazy stream
And walk barefoot across sunshine days.'
James Kavanaugh

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I have a garbage brain... as in lots and lots of useless trivia and information. It comes in handy when watching Jeopardy or doing crosswords. It's also a...
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voodo0:
no. i dont think we know eachother..are you really a teacher? i actually work at a school..in events and facilities. wink
siqkat:
Watch that credit card.Got my note off to you today biggrin You are lovely smile
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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."
Erma Bombeck


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Edited to erase a rant about how my crush makes me all warm and fuzzy inside... in a Satanic Ritual sort of a way.

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I'm a dork

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I think I'm going to go play Testimonial Bandit and write some for some people
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I...
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sixblueten:
NEver saw the movie. Did I miss anything?

sixblueten:
NEver saw the movie. Did I miss anything?

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So I'm loitering outside Sunday School, torturing boys who don't get to take me home, when I hear this scream and then there is this beautiful woman that looks very familiar, grabbing me and picking me up and giving me just the most fabulous girly hugs and squeels...
Slowly I realize who it is and out comes a slew of words that she's never heard...
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"Let your life be an adventure...look for the invisible, listen to the silences, touch your imagination, and make each day something special."
Unknown

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Today, I worship the rarely-appreciated part of human body: my elbows.

I think I will give them extra attention and pampering while getting ready tonight.
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AAACK!!!
I just had a girl come to my door with bunch of biblical material!...
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bohogirl:
LOL Erich - my x-hb and I did that all the time too!
It was so much fun!!!

(but I was settling for a nap and didn't have the desire to spread the good word)
erich:
Have you seen the Pan & Tommy Lee video? I was wondering if I should add it to our flim fest. Whaddaya think?
ooo aaa
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Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love.
(from 'Letters To A Young Poet')

Rainer Maria Rilke


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Detox - Day One, take two:

Whoops!

But I need all the help I can get...
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erich:
How's this sound -

There's Something About Mary
Porky's
Caddyshack

Sound like a good way to kill the day?
ooo aaa
lunamaya:
ehy neighbor- you are right down the road from me in Santa Rosa i think- anyways, i thought i would say hello and see what you are up to this weekend........


ciao! smile maya
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Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)


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Detox - Day One:

So far, so good... Maybe I can do this...

Wait... I've only been up for, oh, 4 or so minutes...

Never mind.
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'Feel good' moment for today: I caught a glimpse of my butt and I think it's getting rounder!...
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fenris_ulf:
Welcome to Seduction!

I've had some great teachers in the area, so I felt obligated to work with others to further the field. Plus, I learn more about something when I discuss it in an open forum.

Feel free to pass on the word to anyone who you think would enjoy the group, but I want problem-solvers, not whiners. Sometimes other relationship-oriented forums degrade to "why does no one like me", "nice guys/girls finish last, so I have to be a jerk/bitch to get women/men" rants, and I don't want that.
jamisunlee:
I dunno what you're talking about, you've got a fantastic hiny! love
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'When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.'
A. Whitney Griswold

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It's over...
No more cake and ice-cream for breakfast... lunch... dinner...
No more cheesecake... cookies... brownies...
No more 'fat and sugar' diet.
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I got in a shit-load of...
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vim:
yummy... confused

hey...am i totally high...or do you work out at Golds?

i could swear i saw you in there wed on the stairmaster thingy

kiss
bohogirl:
You saw me and you didn't say hi?
Ouch!
Yes, I do work out at Golds and have been confined to the hell of elliptical trainers since the accident (no running, no lifting, no classes, nothing). But, at least there is something I can still do, so I won't complain (I guess)

Next time, come say hi...
(btw, I'm blind as a bat, so if I walk by you and ignore you, I'm not being a bitch - most likely I can't see you smile
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Well, said Pooh, what I like best, and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.
A.A. Milne


Good morning!
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My toes are so pretty!!! Yes, they are!...
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erich:
1) Erich met
2) Kathleen Turner, who acted with
3) Michael Douglas, who produced One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, starring
4) Jack Nicholson, who was in A Few Good Men with
5) Kevin Bacon!!!

Didn't even need all 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon
ooo aaa

[Edited on Jul 28, 2004 10:41PM]
bohogirl:
Erich rules! I, on the other hand, am totally blanking out on everyone's names and will have to wait to play frown

Sorry to hear about your burn - had you told me about it right away, I could have given you some 'old wife' advice (plain yogurt+baking soda = miracles!), but now, I can just feel for you and hope you have plenty of aloe.

And, the strip club idea... hmm, if you were to open one...