"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
Dr. Seuss
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Oy! Today I use the famous 'we need to talk' talk... I need to break up with my PTSD therapist - or at least take a break.
Really, it's not him, it's me... I just need some space...
Besides, this just...
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Dr. Seuss
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Oy! Today I use the famous 'we need to talk' talk... I need to break up with my PTSD therapist - or at least take a break.
Really, it's not him, it's me... I just need some space...
Besides, this just...
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erich:
Whenever you're up for one, I do give great rubdowns. I made mucho $$$ in the Army with my massages.
aaron:
Hey, I just read in a thread that you're an english teacher, I just finished reading "Naked" by David Sedaris, and I'm looking for a new read. Got any recomendations?
Thanks,
Aaron
Thanks,
Aaron
Life's like a movie. Write your own ending. Keep believing. Keep pretending.
~The Muppet Movie
OK, how's this for funny?
My attorney is gayer than gay, and so flamboyantly so that he makes Jack from Will and Grace look conservatively hetero.
As we always seemed to be at the gym at the same time, we started hanging out and eventually, took our friendship out of...
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~The Muppet Movie
OK, how's this for funny?
My attorney is gayer than gay, and so flamboyantly so that he makes Jack from Will and Grace look conservatively hetero.
As we always seemed to be at the gym at the same time, we started hanging out and eventually, took our friendship out of...
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gutterman:
That pic was my wallpaper for about a month.
itsalivemedia:
Perhaps you, your uber gay lawyer friend and his lover should, go out to dinner. Maybe make it a 3 some (no, not like that.....) and just show him you are no threat that, hello, you have a Vagina. There is a similar story line going on on 6 Feet Under at the moment. Now, I know THAT makes me sound uber gay too but HBO Sunday nights are the only TV shows I watch. I think you need to tune in.
I loved tte Muppet Movie when I was a kid. Was it Dr. Tooth and the Teeth? "Can you picture that?" I had a secret crush on the blonde muppet groupie/hippie girl in the band. Strange I am not a furry.
Do you often crush? Cuz I am coming dangerously close even tho your alka seltzer/rock star cola concoction make me wanna hurl and I am stone cold sober. Uhg....
I loved tte Muppet Movie when I was a kid. Was it Dr. Tooth and the Teeth? "Can you picture that?" I had a secret crush on the blonde muppet groupie/hippie girl in the band. Strange I am not a furry.
Do you often crush? Cuz I am coming dangerously close even tho your alka seltzer/rock star cola concoction make me wanna hurl and I am stone cold sober. Uhg....
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vim:
chest day....
itsalivemedia:
Ah ha! The hangover remedy! I shall invest in some Alka Seltzer Morning After Fizz or whatever it is called shortly. I was "good" last night and only had 3 beers. Hey, I'm weening myself off the sauce.....
So tell me about this madwoman you were hanging with and how does one have an "endless summer" in Santa Rosa like that? Are you sure you didn't hit SF nightly? There is that much nightlife in SR? Ohhhhhhh, I get it. When you are partying it up in town, it' gets that crazy.
Where were my tattoo'ed, Push Stars loving, Pilates workout, redheaded, binge drinking teachers when i was in school? Kids today are so lucky. Fuckers.
So tell me about this madwoman you were hanging with and how does one have an "endless summer" in Santa Rosa like that? Are you sure you didn't hit SF nightly? There is that much nightlife in SR? Ohhhhhhh, I get it. When you are partying it up in town, it' gets that crazy.
Where were my tattoo'ed, Push Stars loving, Pilates workout, redheaded, binge drinking teachers when i was in school? Kids today are so lucky. Fuckers.
The hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is
trying to make you someone else.
E.E. Cummings
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There's also a certain warm feeling in seeing old crushes... even if, at the time, they broke your heart, or made you miserable, or...
Maybe it's because they remind me of the person I used to be...
Maybe it's because they make me...
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trying to make you someone else.
E.E. Cummings
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There's also a certain warm feeling in seeing old crushes... even if, at the time, they broke your heart, or made you miserable, or...
Maybe it's because they remind me of the person I used to be...
Maybe it's because they make me...
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Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: It might have been!
John Greenleaf Whittier
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There is a certain comfort in seeing old lovers... a certain warm 'I know you and you know me' kind of a feeling... especially if nobody else knows what you've shared.
John Greenleaf Whittier
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There is a certain comfort in seeing old lovers... a certain warm 'I know you and you know me' kind of a feeling... especially if nobody else knows what you've shared.
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siqkat:
Hmmm, very interesting comment. Oh, I am up tooooo late getting ready to go tomorrow morning. The storm delayed my taking off.
erich:
"Sexually active"? Those words bring up a fuzzy memory. I seem to recall this thing called 'sex', but it's been so long, I'm not sure if I'm remembering it right. There's supposed to be at least 1 person involved, if i remember right, and I'm pretty sure it involved nudity...
I could be wrong. It's been known to happen.
I could be wrong. It's been known to happen.
The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so.
William Ralph Inge
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
William Ralph Inge
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Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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cheerboy:
You are very beautiful, when are you going to be a SG??? 
richrooster:
You know why elephants drink?
To forget
To forget
I must accept life unconditionally. Most people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you don't set any condition.
Margaret Lee Runbeck
What conditions do you place on your happiness?
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I've just realized that I am going to be in trouble one day in the future...
Part of my 'recovery' is to minimize stress as much as possible, as I...
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Margaret Lee Runbeck
What conditions do you place on your happiness?
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I've just realized that I am going to be in trouble one day in the future...
Part of my 'recovery' is to minimize stress as much as possible, as I...
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erich:
My house? Check your email in a few minutes for the hell I live in...
Have I mentioned my Klingon fetish? God, I love Star Trek...
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check yer email.
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Have I mentioned my Klingon fetish? God, I love Star Trek...
EDITED TO SAY -
check yer email.
[Edited on Aug 12, 2004 12:15AM]
erich:
OK, so here's my thoughts - We're gonna have to find somewhere to have our paint sessions amd movie festivals. I'm getting Kill Bill 2 one of these days, so we gotta have a good place to watch the Tarentino films.
Also, I'm never alone. If i want anything resembling solitude, I either lock myself in my room, or run away and hide somewhere. I'm BEGGING you, let me hide out with you, huh? pleez?
Also, I'm never alone. If i want anything resembling solitude, I either lock myself in my room, or run away and hide somewhere. I'm BEGGING you, let me hide out with you, huh? pleez?
"I have a great belief in the fact that whenever there is chaos, it creates wonderful thinking. I consider chaos a gift."
Septima Poinsette Clark
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Have I mentioned I love my sister more than anything in the world?
Well, I do!
Septima Poinsette Clark
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Have I mentioned I love my sister more than anything in the world?
Well, I do!
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erich:
y'know, 10 years ago, my life's plan got derailed. All I ever wanted was to do my 25 years and retire at 42. But that didn't happen. To me, this is a very important day, but not even my family seems to care. I'm on my own, and I'm gonna be getting drunk soon.
jamisunlee:
sisters are a great thing, you're very lucky; i don't really have the ability to tolerate my sis for extended periods of time anymore. 
don't ever let petty arguments come between you; on that same note, never let go of the petty sibling rivalry--all in good fun of course.
don't ever let petty arguments come between you; on that same note, never let go of the petty sibling rivalry--all in good fun of course.
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
Jack Handey
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I think I need to start drinking!
I might as well, since I seem to suffer from second-hand hangovers anyways, and trust me, they are worse than any 'real thing' I've ever had....
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Jack Handey
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I think I need to start drinking!
I might as well, since I seem to suffer from second-hand hangovers anyways, and trust me, they are worse than any 'real thing' I've ever had....
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erich:
I think that irony is going to actually kill me. the one night you need to stay awake, using your chronic insomnia, is the one night you use the herbs to sleep. >sigh<
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What time is your skin-melting proccess?
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What time is your skin-melting proccess?
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erich:
can I twist your arm into eating lunch with moi?
EDITED TO INCLUDE THE OBVIOUS
If one of us had just decided to call the other, this hour-plus online conversation would have been finished in 10 minutes, ages ago. Why it took me this long to realize, I'll never know.
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EDITED TO INCLUDE THE OBVIOUS
If one of us had just decided to call the other, this hour-plus online conversation would have been finished in 10 minutes, ages ago. Why it took me this long to realize, I'll never know.
[Edited on Aug 10, 2004 1:45AM]
I have nothing to say... except maybe that
you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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Ah... I love Bath and Body Works Body Silk products... I am so silky smooth, I can't keep my hands off of myself
(humming 'I touch myself' as she realizes she should have been at...
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you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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Ah... I love Bath and Body Works Body Silk products... I am so silky smooth, I can't keep my hands off of myself
(humming 'I touch myself' as she realizes she should have been at...
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jamisunlee:
big up to B&B!! Holla!
I am so sorry for neglecting you today my darlings... Erich turned out to be a psycho maniac who kidnapped me and kept me captive in his monkey-dungeon. I finally managed to break free when he went to purchase a new set of finger-paints. Oh, the horrors I have seen...
But seriously... We had a blast last night. I knew very early on we would...
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erich:
the big question, of course, is... "Did your attormey bill you for the time spent at the show?"
Also, Are you doing anything Tuesday Evening? It'll be the 10th anniversary of my discharge, and I'd like to celebrate a bit.
also also, are you doing anything tonight? I'd just like to go to coffee or drinks or something and hang out with ya!
also also also, aren't you tired of me saying 'also'?
Also, Are you doing anything Tuesday Evening? It'll be the 10th anniversary of my discharge, and I'd like to celebrate a bit.
also also, are you doing anything tonight? I'd just like to go to coffee or drinks or something and hang out with ya!
also also also, aren't you tired of me saying 'also'?
I'll be ready for a new relationship after a few deep breaths.
I totally kacked reading yer journal.
you'll be right, geezer.
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Where's tha cement truck porn?