bodlar

I have known Blyde since we were in diapers. There are a lot of things you may not know about her. I just thought you should know them. The list in no particular order is:
Blyde once killed a man with a sharpened wooden stick and a bag of cats.
Blyde knows how to say Die in a Fire in 8 different languages.
Blyde can judo flip you while holding onto just one of your fingers (you dont want to know what happens if she manages to get ahold of more than that!)
Blyde is researching the virus to cause the zombie apocalypse because she is ready for it now!
Blyde has not one but 2 bull dogs. How fuckin gangster is that?
Blyde knows how to kill you in 197 different ways.
Blyde is a professional stripper in secret at night. Her stripper name is Prissy Deluxe and she wears a mask to hide her identity.
Blydes assassin nick is Pink Ewok.
Blyde eats ninjas for breakfast.
Blyde is deadly accurate with her bow and can pick you off at 800 yards. Youll never see it coming.
Blyde has won the world dumpling eating contest 4 years running.
Blyde is the only person in the world Chuck Norris is afraid of.
Blydes favorite thing to say after killing is Shablagoo!
Blyde is the reason Bear Grylls started the show man vs. wild.
Blyde gets a stipend from the CIA. They pay her to try to kill less and because they are afraid of her.

These are just a few of the things that you may not know about Blyde, there are many more, but you likely wont live to find out!

-Bodlar