bodger0ne

well... it took only one week into a relationship to get the " i like you alot...but... speech... i think that's a new record.


so...damnit... 5 years-ish of singularity to hear i like you but...
A) your'e not my usual type
B) i fear everyone you know (supposedly i know everyone ever?!) will hunt me
3) since ur'e a big V, i fear i'll hurt you....


... i'm sorry but i think you'll agree these are piss-poor excuses...

...women...

...bah.......humbug