My little potbelly and my worries and my almost constant heartburnyou know, the fates have decreed that I am going to die on January 23, 2027 at the age of 66. From heart disease. What I am wonderingwill this knowledge cause me to worry even more and alter the date in question, making it sooner? I am worried.
Last night I had another visit from...
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lecia:
you're not a member of my websites forum, so no you're not
the_mad_monk:
yeah i really liked Troy, loved the way they portrayed Achillies (SP)
Here's a new one I just sent out tonight:
Tourists
by Michael S. Walker
Do you know anything about me
Asked the Indonesian girl
Squatting in her cage of tattoos
Do you know
What terrors rouse me from sleep
Why my heart beats
Why my eye remains
Defiant in this snapshot
Of you
And these are the breasts
That feed my family
And this is...
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Tourists
by Michael S. Walker
Do you know anything about me
Asked the Indonesian girl
Squatting in her cage of tattoos
Do you know
What terrors rouse me from sleep
Why my heart beats
Why my eye remains
Defiant in this snapshot
Of you
And these are the breasts
That feed my family
And this is...
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its_weaselle:
ok! i updated mine! your turn!!!!!!!!! 
I need a job I need a job I need a new job
I need a job I need a job I need a good job
One that meets
My artistic needs
(Ah fuck that- my financial needs will do quite nicely.)
I need a job I need a job I need a good job
One that meets
My artistic needs
(Ah fuck that- my financial needs will do quite nicely.)
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jinxi:
Awwww...what can I say to thank you for the wonderful testimonial 
Thank you, thank you! You rock!!!! 
What kind of biz are you in (looking for a job-wise)? Sending good luck thoughts your way with finding the job you are lookin for!!
With Kim Deal... I know.... it was one of those "amazing moments." The Pixies weren't too well known then back in 1989, so they were playing at this little hole-in-the-wall club - and she was just rad & so nice! Ahhhhh
Winx
Thank you, thank you! You rock!!!!
What kind of biz are you in (looking for a job-wise)? Sending good luck thoughts your way with finding the job you are lookin for!!
With Kim Deal... I know.... it was one of those "amazing moments." The Pixies weren't too well known then back in 1989, so they were playing at this little hole-in-the-wall club - and she was just rad & so nice! Ahhhhh
Winx
Power
By Michael S. Walker
In between the bar being called the Tropical Shack and the Buckeye Sports Bar, it was known for a time as Carls Place and was run by Carl Lieferkowski, a tall thin Pole with a glass eye and the personality of a perfunctorily pleasant reptile. When he took over the place, he had all the props from the bars incarnation...
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By Michael S. Walker
In between the bar being called the Tropical Shack and the Buckeye Sports Bar, it was known for a time as Carls Place and was run by Carl Lieferkowski, a tall thin Pole with a glass eye and the personality of a perfunctorily pleasant reptile. When he took over the place, he had all the props from the bars incarnation...
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lecia:
LMAO!
mana:
whats that?
A Pear-Shaped Woman
By Michael S. Walker
Here comes a pear-shaped woman
Here comes the Venus of Willendorf
And her man
Who knows better than to call her that
If he wants to keep everything intact
Looking at tea candles and Warhol prints
In the largest Ikea the world has ever seen
Wandering from bedroom to bedroom
I see him checking out the sylphs
She...
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By Michael S. Walker
Here comes a pear-shaped woman
Here comes the Venus of Willendorf
And her man
Who knows better than to call her that
If he wants to keep everything intact
Looking at tea candles and Warhol prints
In the largest Ikea the world has ever seen
Wandering from bedroom to bedroom
I see him checking out the sylphs
She...
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tina:
i'm compiling an anthology about queer activism,writing text for a table top bondage art book, and writing a novel about the life and experiences of a bondage model
mana:
Hihi cute 
Bedford Falls vs. Pottersville
There's a pointed star
In the sky tonight
And it was put there by
P.S. 182.
There's a mean little man
In a big glass jar
And he's pounding his fists
On the universe
And it's Bedford Falls vs. Pottersville
You got to decide
Which one you want to live in
There's a paper crown
For the emperor
And it was...
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There's a pointed star
In the sky tonight
And it was put there by
P.S. 182.
There's a mean little man
In a big glass jar
And he's pounding his fists
On the universe
And it's Bedford Falls vs. Pottersville
You got to decide
Which one you want to live in
There's a paper crown
For the emperor
And it was...
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cheapbastard:
Hey, thanks for the add...I'm a little slow. I got a lot of catching up to do, it seems. Too...much...to...read. Argh.
cleopatra:
I didnt end up buying that book! But i think i want to read the Chronicles by bob Dylan too!
Self-Diagnosis
By Michael S. Walker
The zombie sat down at his computer monitorhe had put it off long enough. Stiffly, and with one rotten green finger, he typed his search word in the box at Google.Com:
Self-Diagnosis. Maybe there was someone on the Internet that could help him with his uhh...particular problem. As he slowly typed, he could see his face reflected in the mirror...
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By Michael S. Walker
The zombie sat down at his computer monitorhe had put it off long enough. Stiffly, and with one rotten green finger, he typed his search word in the box at Google.Com:
Self-Diagnosis. Maybe there was someone on the Internet that could help him with his uhh...particular problem. As he slowly typed, he could see his face reflected in the mirror...
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lillithvain:
I don't really do the groups things I don't guess though I probably should. What writers group are you refering too...maybe I'll go and check it out and see what I can do!
celainen:
wow, that SO rocked. LOL! HUGE FAN! do you have any more horror / zombie?
Hey. Hope everyone had a good Christmas! Mine certainly didn't suck. Spent it with my brother and his two kids (3 and 5.) Nothing says Christmas more than the unmitigated greed of small children.
I'm currently reading The DaVinici Code (a Christmas present.) I must be the only white man in America who hasn't read it. Anyway it's a ludricous book in many respects, but...
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I'm currently reading The DaVinici Code (a Christmas present.) I must be the only white man in America who hasn't read it. Anyway it's a ludricous book in many respects, but...
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lillithvain:
Thanks so much for the nice comment you left on my set!!!
I own ACID, and I didn't like it too much by it's self... so I got Fruity Loops, and I make something cool then slap in over into Acid and warp it all out.
Good luck, glad you had a good x-mas
I own ACID, and I didn't like it too much by it's self... so I got Fruity Loops, and I make something cool then slap in over into Acid and warp it all out.
Good luck, glad you had a good x-mas
sidewalker123:
Just noticed your screename (I'm a huge Dylan fan) and your post on the BandsI'dDoAnythingToSeeLiveThread. I have to wholeheartedly agree with all your picks. I had a chance to see the Pixies recently but just didn't have the money while they were rolling through the midwest. Regrets. Would've loved to see the Who and the Stones in their heyday, but both were before my time. I've seen them since, and while both bands put on incredible live shows, I would've liked to experience them when my parents did.
Cool to hear that anyone had an awesome XMas - mine was beyond boring and I don't get to see any of my family until tomorrow.
Cool to hear that anyone had an awesome XMas - mine was beyond boring and I don't get to see any of my family until tomorrow.
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In Quantum Disneyland
You can have
Mickey Mouse
Donald Duck
Mickey Duck
Donald Mouse
Each of these characters
Could be walking around
Shaking hands
Nothing in the universe
Disallows it
In Quantum Disneyland
If you are on a ride
With your eyes
Closed
You have no way of knowing
If that ride
Is the Teacups
Or the Rockets
Perhaps
You are just walking around...
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In Quantum Disneyland
You can have
Mickey Mouse
Donald Duck
Mickey Duck
Donald Mouse
Each of these characters
Could be walking around
Shaking hands
Nothing in the universe
Disallows it
In Quantum Disneyland
If you are on a ride
With your eyes
Closed
You have no way of knowing
If that ride
Is the Teacups
Or the Rockets
Perhaps
You are just walking around...
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lecia:
that's kool
its_weaselle:
thanks! glad you had a good x-mas too!
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Dream Breakup in Key West
By Michael S. Walker
Ha Ha Ha, she said, falling, large pizzicato mosquitoes encrusting her stiff, hairy arms. We were in the Twilight Motel, it was midnight, sitting by the swimming pool, which was looking like some impossible, paradisal, fruity drink. A midget with a telephone kept popping up from nowhere, asking us if we needed to make a...
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Dream Breakup in Key West
By Michael S. Walker
Ha Ha Ha, she said, falling, large pizzicato mosquitoes encrusting her stiff, hairy arms. We were in the Twilight Motel, it was midnight, sitting by the swimming pool, which was looking like some impossible, paradisal, fruity drink. A midget with a telephone kept popping up from nowhere, asking us if we needed to make a...
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birdy:
Actually, I really liked that!
I didn't think I would,
because normally people send me stuff
and want me to read it
and I don't really have the heart to say anything back.
I am not very good at squeazing out a fake smile,
let alone a fake compliment.
But I liked that a lot.
I really liked the My Cousin Vinny
and the headshop.
And the white Marlboro Light from a white pack
and the flip-flop sound.
The two yooths the two yooths bit was great.
I also got a Tom Robbins vibe.
But
I almost wish that you had a real relationship with the girl, not just found her in the airport,
to make the break-up feel even more young and trivial.
But then you wouldn't get to talk about the airport,
and I liked that part.
But I didn't like the midget.
A little too.... Island of Dr. Moreau?
I dunno.
And I didn't like that you were wearing Khaki shorts.
But other than that,
I thought it was very very good.
I didn't think I would,
because normally people send me stuff
and want me to read it
and I don't really have the heart to say anything back.
I am not very good at squeazing out a fake smile,
let alone a fake compliment.
But I liked that a lot.
I really liked the My Cousin Vinny
and the headshop.
And the white Marlboro Light from a white pack
and the flip-flop sound.
The two yooths the two yooths bit was great.
I also got a Tom Robbins vibe.
But
I almost wish that you had a real relationship with the girl, not just found her in the airport,
to make the break-up feel even more young and trivial.
But then you wouldn't get to talk about the airport,
and I liked that part.
But I didn't like the midget.
A little too.... Island of Dr. Moreau?
I dunno.
And I didn't like that you were wearing Khaki shorts.
But other than that,
I thought it was very very good.
ovida:
Coolies!
And thanks for the comment of my odd-lookin' Gara pic
And thanks for the comment of my odd-lookin' Gara pic