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Thursday Jan 06, 2005

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A Pear-Shaped Woman
By Michael S. Walker

Here comes a pear-shaped woman
Here comes the Venus of Willendorf
And her man
Who knows better than to call her that
If he wants to keep everything intact

Looking at tea candles and Warhol prints
In the largest Ikea the world has ever seen
Wandering from bedroom to bedroom
I see him checking out the sylphs

She wearing a yellow summer dress
And Birkenstocks
He in burgundy pants and
A plaid shirt

Several miles behind her with a shopping cart
Terrified because he cant remember where they parked
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tina:
i'm compiling an anthology about queer activism,writing text for a table top bondage art book, and writing a novel about the life and experiences of a bondage model
Jan 11, 2005
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Hihi cute blush
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