Coffee
Current mood: awake
The three major coffee producing areas of the world--Indonesia, Africa, and South America, are on speed dial on my phone.
I wake up as Mr. Hyde and my morning joe turns me into...a slightly more manegable version of Mr. Hyde.
McDonald's cofee has a strange, acidic taste to it--I imagine it is how Victory coffee must taste in George Orwell's 1984.
Kofi Annan is a cool ass name.
I went through all other vices--cigarettes, dope, alcohol, masturbation,soda,--to get to coffee.
My coffee does not come in tall, grande, and venti sizes. That's not my coffee.
They Might Be Giants thouroughly endorse it and I like those guys.
If coffee were a woman, I would woo her with love poems and gifts--like a set of radial tires.
Must go put the pot on...
Current mood: awake
The three major coffee producing areas of the world--Indonesia, Africa, and South America, are on speed dial on my phone.
I wake up as Mr. Hyde and my morning joe turns me into...a slightly more manegable version of Mr. Hyde.
McDonald's cofee has a strange, acidic taste to it--I imagine it is how Victory coffee must taste in George Orwell's 1984.
Kofi Annan is a cool ass name.
I went through all other vices--cigarettes, dope, alcohol, masturbation,soda,--to get to coffee.
My coffee does not come in tall, grande, and venti sizes. That's not my coffee.
They Might Be Giants thouroughly endorse it and I like those guys.
If coffee were a woman, I would woo her with love poems and gifts--like a set of radial tires.
Must go put the pot on...
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lunna:
I loved reading your entry. My vice is smoking and while it would be good to stop..I'm content.
lunna:
Sure ask away we can be friends in a non mr. rogers sounding way.