I envy people who have their birthdays at the end of the year. And the reason is simple.
I get very reflective on my life twice a year. Once on my birthday (which is March 24th, mark your calendars), and the other is during the Christmas/New Years end of the year period. Twice a year is too much. The problem is that it doesnt just...
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I get very reflective on my life twice a year. Once on my birthday (which is March 24th, mark your calendars), and the other is during the Christmas/New Years end of the year period. Twice a year is too much. The problem is that it doesnt just...
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ontothenext:
Interesting... Joey Fatone and Greenspan 
ketchupu:
yours is the second best i've seen.
one of my best friends got dave chappelle. haha
one of my best friends got dave chappelle. haha
Want to know how to impress your co-workers? Stop up your toilet at work. Never fails.
I smoke pink cigarettes....so?
I can start my truck from my bed now.
I saw a burlesque show this past Saturday. I think I like girls dancing.
I smoke pink cigarettes....so?
I can start my truck from my bed now.
I saw a burlesque show this past Saturday. I think I like girls dancing.
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ontothenext:
I would be very impressed with that, you're right
xalicex:
i love burlesque.....but alas.....i ahve yet to see a live show.....i wouldve loved to see the pussycat dolls back in the day.....
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myrtle1:
I'm proud that your dog has huge balls, I'm sure they bring much joy. 
turtlepower:
yeah babe you are. i wanted to fuck brody when i was at the tender age of oh, 18. so maybe not so tender... and im loving that comment by myrtle about our dog's balls. they are huge and impressive. they probably rival the size of yours. but i dont know, ive never had marty's balls in my mouth. 
Well, I had already written a long new blog. Then I lost the internet connection. Fuck you Bill Gates.
To sum it up.
- ice storm, over
- lots of food here
- i put hair conditioner on my weiner. it makes it soft.
bye.
To sum it up.
- ice storm, over
- lots of food here
- i put hair conditioner on my weiner. it makes it soft.
bye.
turtlepower:
loves it
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ketchupu:
whitey castel
is how i prefer to call it.
hahaha. who isn't down for that shiiiiit?
is how i prefer to call it.
hahaha. who isn't down for that shiiiiit?
angeluca:
*sigh*
I miss White Castle.
I miss White Castle.
I want to party. Lets do it.
turtlepower:
i buy you nice things so you will stay with me. and its ours. lets make this shit fair, and buy me one for xmas.
maryann:
hell yeah!
hell yeah!
Credit drives me nuts.
I cant get it b/c i dont have any. I dont have any b/c i cant get it.
really?
i like to think about what girls looks like when they are fucking. And I also kinda want to smell their butts after theyve showered. is that odd?
I cant get it b/c i dont have any. I dont have any b/c i cant get it.
really?
i like to think about what girls looks like when they are fucking. And I also kinda want to smell their butts after theyve showered. is that odd?
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jessikah:
Nope, not in edwardsville. Weird. I'm in S City.
Not sure where you would know him from, he just seems to know everybody.
Not sure where you would know him from, he just seems to know everybody.
ketchupu:
club awesome is what our "whatever" you wanna call it club will be called.
only the worthy ones need apply
only the worthy ones need apply
justicia:
what are you working on? tattoo wise?
turtlepower:
look. at that fuckin face.
my birthday is new years eve..