bobby13

This blog's for you. You know who you are......I've never been much of a blogger, but its time for me to fucking get with it, and enter this era of meaningess "who gives a fuck," virtual psycho-babble. I must admit, its very unlikely that i will write about day to day stuff, as im sure no one gives a shit if i went to jamba juice today or not, or if my dog got groomed (i wish i had a dog), or if my Aunt Liz decided to re-cover her favorite chair with cheesy cowprint leather. Frankly, i rarely read blogs, because i'm not really interested in anything you have to say, on any subject, whatsoever. Ok, Ok, im probably exaggerating . I do know that my therapist (yeah, i'm in therapy, fuck off) said i should start writing, so whoever's reading this, i feel sorry for you And depending on what you read, you might feel sorry for me too. Or maybe you'll think i'm a genious, in which case, YOU should be in therapy. Or maybe YOU are a therapist. Maybe you're MY therapist?....put that in your pipe and smoke it. This is going well....Hey, ya know, im open to suggestions here, so please answer a few quick questions:

What are the 3 main things one whould be writing about in his/her blog?

Which word best describes my first blog?

a) Weird
b) Psycho
c) Informative
d) Ronald Regan

The number one thing that would make Bobby a better blogger would be?

a) Taking it seriously
b) Midgets
c) Taking midgets seriously
d) other ________

If anyone answers these, i think it will drastically help my writing abilities.


Sincerely,


Bobby "dick-pants" Mustachio