Don’t bite off more than you can chew.
And don’t forget to chew.
Don’t try and swallow history whole.
Otherwise the names and dates blur together.
So we will take a slightly smaller portion this time.
The time was August of 2007.
Started a bit slow.
Indeed, there were some dreadful sets.
There’s no way around that.
But we shall only focus on the good here.
The first set to really make a mark that month was Wild Thing by @pritzy .
This goddess has amazing breasts.
Tremendous set!
Another very cinematic collection is Daisies by @zoey .
What amazing close-ups…beautiful pink nipples and the yellow and white of the flowers.
But pink and green will always win.
The complementary clash to end all color combos.
Observe @barbara in Chicasex .
The first few frames are really special.
Like Orson Welles in The Lady From Shanghai.
Or Bruce Lee in The Way of the Dragon.
Indeed, never underestimate creativity.
What if the model puts a distortion pedal in front of her cooch?
Depends on which pedal.
Ah, yes: @sass in Big Muff .
Excellent selection!
How about some fantastic titties?
Don’t mind if I do!
Get a load of @fluff in Disco Inferno .
That is a scorching rack!
But some sets have it all.
Such as Lonesome Crowded Woods by @mariposa .
This set is really for the ass men.
So many great butt shots in this one.
But, as a breast man, I very much enjoy this set.
What lovely pink areolas!
Very well-done, Mariposa!!
How about a bit of artful drowning?
For just a bit.
Sink beneath the surface.
Drown out the noise of the hectic world.
Because even if you have fabulous boobs like @harlequin , there is no avoiding the pressures of life.
But here she makes art out of it in Rubadub .
Amazing how warm water can make pink nipples even pinker.
And it is a divine effect.
If it is jugs you seek, look no further than @derby in Fades to Grey .
Funny how we Americans spell it gray.
Usually.
If we are paying attention.
And yet we drink Earl Grey.
Occasionally.
With a bit of vanilla.
London fog.
Bergamot.
When it’s not so hot.
If you need sacrilege, ingest a heroic dose of @peyote in Bible Study .
It’s in jest.
Perhaps.
But check out those motherfuckin’ LEGS!
Yeeow!!!
Fantastic.
Long legs.
Against a desk.
Such a fit lady.
With a pert bum.
You want another goddess?
Check out the heavy boobs coming in for a landing in Double Perc by @agave .
Sweet tits.
I care because you do.
Which is why Missaphex Trees by @missaphex makes me shout, “Come to daddy!”
Good gawd, those are some pretty breasts!
Pink and baby-blue.
Let them complement one another.
As in High Society by @tao .
We’ll never be able to afford tits like that.
Us outcasts.
Because we are conventional failures.
Who failed in very creative ways.
But we refuse to abandon all hope.
Which is why we log on to Suicide Girls.
Do miracles exist?
The Practical Housewife bakes a couple of pineapple upside-down cakes and plops them on her chest.
Struts around the house like @sherri .
What’s a brotha gotta do?
Getting a job is a good first step.
But I got a couple of those.
Sherri ain’t gonna be knockin’ at my door any time soon.
A perfectly-formed areola.
Photographed with exquisite feel for light and shadow.
Shadow on pink.
In Detective by @ink .
Have you taken a sample of this wax?
Because wax is not just wax.
In this case, it’s a clue.
Ok, one last for today, friends.
Gaze upon @leandra in Outback .
Start with tits.
End with tits.
And have lots of tits in between.
—Pauly Deathwish
