the question that most people involved need the answer to following the big porn extravaganza is, 'how many people attended?' while the final audit has yet to be completed, the individual that is allegedly best equipped to respond to such inquiries is yours truly.
i've had everybody from the tits (publisher of the premier big boob magazine) to the ass (resident anal expert and sex columnist for the village voice) call me only to be rebuffed because anything that i write needs to be approved by the other cooks in the kitchen. i also can't be playing favorites and giving some people the info while turning away others so i'm waiting until the final version is ready and then distributing it over the newswires and to all my contacts at the same time.
so i've got my immediate supervisors, our corporate partners, and the PR agency that i retained to proof and revise the release. i also need the president of adult video news to sign off on it as well because i threw in what i think is a pretty sweet quote for him, a response to the observations that many like my friend dave cummings have been making lately (see: 4th paragraph). however, said president gave the release to his editors who went ahead and ran the release FOUR DAYS BEFORE IT WAS TIMED TO GO OUT.
now i have no idea how many people check avn.com during what hours but the best way to put out a fire is to act fast while it's still small. got hold of fishbein and two senior editors at avn and politely but firmly instructed them to take my release off of their web site tout suite. i hate being the asshole but am readily available to play the part over the phone or on TV if need be. just have your people call my people and we can meet for cucumber sammiches at the beverly hills hotel. so far nobody's called to bitch at me for telling them one thing and then appearing to do another so i guess i should thank my spider sense for compelling me to randomly check avn.
got class in a few hours with a french-algerian professor whose slow.. how do you say.. delivery seems to be better equipped to teach divination than management science. i was checking out his syllabus earlier today and noticed this:
The University expects from all of its students and employees the highest standard of moral and ethical behavior in harmony with its Christian philosophy and purposes. Engaging in or promoting conduct or lifestyles inconsistent with traditional Christian values is not acceptable.
oops
i've had everybody from the tits (publisher of the premier big boob magazine) to the ass (resident anal expert and sex columnist for the village voice) call me only to be rebuffed because anything that i write needs to be approved by the other cooks in the kitchen. i also can't be playing favorites and giving some people the info while turning away others so i'm waiting until the final version is ready and then distributing it over the newswires and to all my contacts at the same time.
so i've got my immediate supervisors, our corporate partners, and the PR agency that i retained to proof and revise the release. i also need the president of adult video news to sign off on it as well because i threw in what i think is a pretty sweet quote for him, a response to the observations that many like my friend dave cummings have been making lately (see: 4th paragraph). however, said president gave the release to his editors who went ahead and ran the release FOUR DAYS BEFORE IT WAS TIMED TO GO OUT.
now i have no idea how many people check avn.com during what hours but the best way to put out a fire is to act fast while it's still small. got hold of fishbein and two senior editors at avn and politely but firmly instructed them to take my release off of their web site tout suite. i hate being the asshole but am readily available to play the part over the phone or on TV if need be. just have your people call my people and we can meet for cucumber sammiches at the beverly hills hotel. so far nobody's called to bitch at me for telling them one thing and then appearing to do another so i guess i should thank my spider sense for compelling me to randomly check avn.
got class in a few hours with a french-algerian professor whose slow.. how do you say.. delivery seems to be better equipped to teach divination than management science. i was checking out his syllabus earlier today and noticed this:
The University expects from all of its students and employees the highest standard of moral and ethical behavior in harmony with its Christian philosophy and purposes. Engaging in or promoting conduct or lifestyles inconsistent with traditional Christian values is not acceptable.
oops
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I think the last time I saw you was in front of the Archlight and I left in a hurry because I had to go to the bathroom. I think that was like two years ago.