there was midnight in her eyes the moment before she knocked me over with her linebacker shoulders. her fingers wrapped around my wrists and i was pinned on my back with my hands above my head, down for the count by all accounts. through a tangle of hair i could make out the flash of a sly grin before it was all interrupted by a fit of coughing.
so it turns out that a truck load of free porn ain't the only thing that i brought back from the big porn show. fatigue and open bars are a dynamic duo and it looks like my immune system is reeling because my hottest dream in months was interrupted by a slew of chunky yellow oysters that i expectorated into my sink early this morning. maybe my dream was brought on by the fever but the arousal in my shorts that bumped up against the cold basin of my bathroom sink indicated otherwise. at least its good to know that my lower body functions aren't hampered by an affliction in my throat and lungs.
as soon as i fire off a couple of press releases i'm off to WeHo to see my doctor and get a fresh batch of antibiotics. it looks like my lunch date will have to be put off and i'm afraid that i might not be able to hit the links with the old man tomorrow. i've got to make a last ditch effort to rehabilitate in time for saturday nite b/c i have another hubris-inspiring first date with a saucy 30-something that i really don't want to flake on. the tickets have already been purchased and most importantly it looks like the bands are going to live up to the hype.
so it turns out that a truck load of free porn ain't the only thing that i brought back from the big porn show. fatigue and open bars are a dynamic duo and it looks like my immune system is reeling because my hottest dream in months was interrupted by a slew of chunky yellow oysters that i expectorated into my sink early this morning. maybe my dream was brought on by the fever but the arousal in my shorts that bumped up against the cold basin of my bathroom sink indicated otherwise. at least its good to know that my lower body functions aren't hampered by an affliction in my throat and lungs.
as soon as i fire off a couple of press releases i'm off to WeHo to see my doctor and get a fresh batch of antibiotics. it looks like my lunch date will have to be put off and i'm afraid that i might not be able to hit the links with the old man tomorrow. i've got to make a last ditch effort to rehabilitate in time for saturday nite b/c i have another hubris-inspiring first date with a saucy 30-something that i really don't want to flake on. the tickets have already been purchased and most importantly it looks like the bands are going to live up to the hype.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
esmee:
i hope you're feeling better, lest you cough up a lung on your girl.
pharaoh:
did you make it to the show?