bob_dobalina

modern and post-modern thought has enlightened us to the fact that men and their fixation with their sexual organs transends simple physicality. the katana, the joystick, and the washington monument are all testaments to how man has used his penis in both idolatry and utility.

according to these psychobabble visionaries, the inherent penile inferiority complexes of man causes us to try to make up for short comings in the trouser snake department by increasing the size of our muscles, purchasing firearms, or driving flashy automobiles. we obtain these items and then obsess over then as if they were our own reproductive plumbing.

have i mentioned how much i love my new car? actually, i've always been a "car guy" and admired the feats of design and engineering it takes to built an automobile that can look good and bust a quarter in less than fourteen seconds. oh, i love my penis too, by the way. but one gets me to and from work and other places and the other gives me great pleasure on the oft chance i get to find a female willing to make use of it. they're both insured although the car has insurance specifically tailored for it and the other just so happens to be covered because its attached to the rest of my body.

the fires in southern california were finally put under control over the weekend thanks to a bit of rain that mother nature was generous enough to provide us. all of the smoke and ash has been cleansed from the air but has left my car pretty dirty. so on a sunny sunday afternoon, i took my car to a coin-op joint in west hollywood and washed and waxed it.

or, according to the aforementioned degreed/certified/doctorate head shrinkers, i masturbated for three hours. and you'd think i'd be sore after all that waxing and rubbing...