going to las vegas today.
i have a bag of grass and two joints of trainwreck, no mescaline or acid but 7 grams of mushrooms, a saltshaker half-full of salvia, and a whole galaxy of golf balls and paintballs... also, a fifth of patron, an audio book on cd, my bag of golf clubs, and numerous packs of cigarettes, not that i need all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious sport-goofy outing, the tendency is to push it as far as you can go.
my attorney (well, my boss is an attorney, at least) advised me to take my new car, a very fast car with a top, and my paintball gear and golf clubs, and get out of LA for at least 48 hours. i have no need for cocaine. cell phone to check messages. hawaiian shirt.
i'll call from barstow, on the edge of the desert, if i find myself overwhelmed by the swooping and screeching animals that dive around my car.
and to my hot, young piece of ass... i was gonna rock your world.
i have a bag of grass and two joints of trainwreck, no mescaline or acid but 7 grams of mushrooms, a saltshaker half-full of salvia, and a whole galaxy of golf balls and paintballs... also, a fifth of patron, an audio book on cd, my bag of golf clubs, and numerous packs of cigarettes, not that i need all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious sport-goofy outing, the tendency is to push it as far as you can go.
my attorney (well, my boss is an attorney, at least) advised me to take my new car, a very fast car with a top, and my paintball gear and golf clubs, and get out of LA for at least 48 hours. i have no need for cocaine. cell phone to check messages. hawaiian shirt.
i'll call from barstow, on the edge of the desert, if i find myself overwhelmed by the swooping and screeching animals that dive around my car.
and to my hot, young piece of ass... i was gonna rock your world.
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probably it'll be feb 1st that I arrive... couldn't come soon enough!