bob_dobalina

since i was temporarily rendered immobile over the weekend, i devised a series of projects that would keep me busy and make good use of my time so that i'd be doing something other than smoking dope, eating, going to the gym, and playing on my xbox. my first project on my list (and the only one i managed to complete) was to de-frost my refridgerator. piece of cake, no big deal, i could de-frost the fridge and still smoke mad dope. unfortunately i got a little impatient and too interested in wielding a knife when i started to chip away at the ice that had began forming over 2 years ago. what can i say? it was fun. smoke smoke smoke, chop chop chop. it wasn't until i had cleared about half of the ice out of there when i chipped (or was it chopped?) a little too firmly and managed to punch a hole in one of the metal coils that holds the coolant. long story short, the fridge is busted and there's no way to repair it. so now the wallet is $300 lighter and i've got a new fridge on the way, which i'll be able to enjoy for two weeks before i move out of my apartment.

it amazes me that my stupidity and darwinian natural selection have yet to kill me.