now that the california recall campaign is crip walkin and chicken hawkin in full effect, yo, governor t-100 is a regular fixture on the nightly television airways. the man has a plan to get call-ee-fon-yaaa back on track by fixing the budget and putting people back to work. if i were to vote for the kindergarden cop i think the first thing i'd like to see him do is to rid the southern california beaches of a recent influx of 17-foot great white sharks. if we're going to have an action hero as a governor, i want to see him pull some action hero shit, running into the ocean wearing the tiniest of speedos with only a knife clenched between his gleeming, capped white teeth to face off against the great white shark of social welfare for immigrants. now that's good television!
uncle sam is looking for new recruits, ready to put the out of work populace back on the tax-paying payroll. it may not be the new deal but the good folks at the central intelligence agency are looking for attractive, multi-lingual females. no experience is necessary but applicants must be willing to fuck a terrorist... or twenty. did i mention the generous benefits package?
and the california state supreme court has handed down an important decision regarding the posting of dvd de-encryption software on a web site. probably not terribly important to most folks out there but the court's ruling does actually touch on a portion of the stuff i get paid do to. but i was shocked to see that the defendant in the suit was 26 year old andrew bunner, a guy i went to high school with. i think we had english together in the 10th grade.
sealing the deal on this click-happy journal entry is a plug for my homie fonic. check out his adventures in south america. i promise its good shit.
uncle sam is looking for new recruits, ready to put the out of work populace back on the tax-paying payroll. it may not be the new deal but the good folks at the central intelligence agency are looking for attractive, multi-lingual females. no experience is necessary but applicants must be willing to fuck a terrorist... or twenty. did i mention the generous benefits package?
and the california state supreme court has handed down an important decision regarding the posting of dvd de-encryption software on a web site. probably not terribly important to most folks out there but the court's ruling does actually touch on a portion of the stuff i get paid do to. but i was shocked to see that the defendant in the suit was 26 year old andrew bunner, a guy i went to high school with. i think we had english together in the 10th grade.
sealing the deal on this click-happy journal entry is a plug for my homie fonic. check out his adventures in south america. i promise its good shit.
it's the most frightening smell ever.