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it would appear that the western/romanized alphabet has, to borrow a mafia phrase, "gone to the matresses" and are therefore prohibited from sponsoring any programs in the near future. and unrest in the shogunate has led to a clash between the hiragana and katakana clans, with nearly 2/3rds of all kanji characters caught in the crossfire perilously close to death. and since i don't know...
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chiquita:
that luigi tale you regaled us with, is in fact, a true story. you, good sir, must be prescient. i heard the whole sordid tale recently from snuggleluffagus's cousin mo while we were shopping for a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butt-ah.
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due to the unjust incarceration of the letter 'R' today's program is brought to you by the letter 'C'

just got word from the homeboy bryan that he'll be re-locating to the west coast this september from the wilds of southern vuh-gin-ya. the impending move to las vegas means that he'll be just a short 3 hour drive away.

mos def poops mcgee.
solisis:
What are you talking about? "C" is the reason "R" was captured! That semi useless character ratted the entire first quarter of the alphabet out to shave his sentence and was immediately "whacked" by "Q" and "X". About the only character available for sponsor is the neutral agent "S" and maybe even "T" but they're both lazy slobs and likely wouldn't agree to anything. I think you have your information tangled. Word on the street has it that the last 1,347 characters in the Kanji alphabet are still without warrant. perhaps you might try to get them to sponsor the day.
-Kai
misterseeon:
thanks for the welcome smile
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today has been brought to you by the letter 'R'

it is kind of bothersome that making contributions of wit to these web pages that are predominantly ignored has supplanted any additions i make to the composition book journal that i've got at home. are we really moving towards a paperless society?

" uh friend, some of your foldin money has come un-stole."

brother jeremy...
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solisis:
you lie. the letter "R" is currently under police incarceration. We all know letters can't sponsor while being held captive.
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random thoughts (yeah, its a bite, a big bite)

be wary of what's left in the glass when ordering saphire rocks and the ice has melted.
i forgot how much i liked the three of clubs when the place isn't packed to the brim.
oliver kahn has been the best player in this world cup.
cuban food kicks ass.
as does peruvian.
the only person...
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i haven't seen her in almost six months and she called me on friday night. somehow sensing the grandiose degree of loserdom that i've achieved since she left me for big shoulders, it was all too obvious that i was at home on friday night, alone. she's been in town for a week and change and will be leaving in few days but would like...
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got a call from the homegirl jan out of the blue. she's back from the wilds of minnesota and ready to re-climatize herself to the balmy breezes of her hometown, santa monica. a few travel opportunities have revealed themselves for the next few months. looks like i'll trot up and down the california coast, first to san diego and then up to sf sometime in...
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spent this morning talking to a producer at eXtra. how often am i left wondering if the person i'm talking to on the phone is as attractive as she sounds. between this one at the television program, a marketing girl in vancouver, and an editor for some publication in beverly hills, i'm dying to just once say, "how i'd like to put my hand upon...
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if i have to field another fucking phone call from an ex girlfriend who's dying to share with me how fabulous her new beau is, i'm going to fucking puke. and if i have to pretend how happy i am for her, i'll fucking soil myself. it must be a seasonal thing because even my friends have started new relationships...
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this world cup schedule is killing me. its a good thing that i didn't realize that the spanish broadcast television stations show the games until recently otherwise i'd be staring a third straight week of sleep deprivation in the face. i knew that trouble was spelled with a capitol T when the japanese left backer made a costly turnover in his defensive zone which led...
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happy monday everybody. i'm still trying to shake off the after effects of the playboy jazz festival and this oppressive heat in the san fernando valley ain't making things any easier for our protagonist. after going for the second straight year, the jazz festival may very well be my favorite annual event; the music, friendly people, good food, and everyone seemed to be enjoying and...
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http://avn.digitalod.com/query/?for=news&eid=10819

today news of my promotion made its way to adult video news. hooray!
dr_h:
thanks for going to bat brother....

I like haveing a job and I would like to keep it
residue:
are there any jobopportunities?
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j'ai des bon-bon vous mangez..

the beastie boys and their doody rhymes crack me up. i felt like something that's been rolled, lit and smoked yesterday morning so i called in sick and spent the day sweating, aching and reading graham greene's the honorary consul. there's something about a book and the depth good writing can provide to characters than any other medium cannot even...
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residue:
bring on the mic, bring on the mic, mike ...

parlez-vous de franais? toutes les filles avont des bon-bons que je veux manger, mais j'ai quelque chose aussi, peut-tre, nous pouvons changer une fois ...

wink


the after death ...
sometimes a sort of salvation, sometimes a hell
... but never the face of a deceised will tell ...
the urge for a happy life in a strong body and with a healthy mind will tear us down while the body weakens and the mind dements ... and only the spirit lives on, enriched with experiences
(does this make any sense? guess not)