the margin was about two feet. two feet is probably what kept me from becoming a bloody sticky mess on the pavement yesterday evening. it was during my walk to the gym that i had my brush with death--or at least probable paralysis--when i was passing by one of the entrances to the mall in my hood. pedestrians in los angeles are about as well-regarded...
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I am standing at the doorstep of her beach bungalow, about to give the ghost flesh, as she had put it once, referring to our first face-to-face. We had traded photos several times but this is living color, the culmination of 29 months of e-mail correspondence. The door stands wide open. Breathe.
The haunting began more than two years ago when I walked into a...
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ikilledpinky:
ok, i finish the movie im on on saturday. i PROMISE you youll have it by monday
freyja__:
*sigh*
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since i was temporarily rendered immobile over the weekend, i devised a series of projects that would keep me busy and make good use of my time so that i'd be doing something other than smoking dope, eating, going to the gym, and playing on my xbox. my first project on my list (and the only one i managed to complete) was to de-frost my...
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ikilledpinky:
oh btw, i just did exactly that a week ago. got me a new fridge out of the deal. (note to self: no more defrosting with sharp objects)
freyja__:
thats too funny.
next time you should just try a blowdryer.
it's amazing the things stoners get themselves into.
i could tell you stories for DAYS.
next time you should just try a blowdryer.
it's amazing the things stoners get themselves into.
i could tell you stories for DAYS.
yesterday presented me with both ends of the emotional spectrum. in the morning, my car was jacked and i had to suffer through the humility of walking down to the police station and filling out a report as well as calling my parents to spread the good news. my folks are having a cow, as parents often do, and its amazing how their bitching has...
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thepirate:
www.ilovemetric.com check it out.
freyja__:
i just love the way you think!
brings a big ole smile to my face.
brings a big ole smile to my face.
from time to time i'll walk to my car with an unmistakeable feeling of dread, a premonition that someone has either broken into my ride or completely stolen it. in the last two years, my car has been broken into twice and i've had several thousand dollars worth of boomin' stereo equipment jacked but never has the actual ride been taken. this morning i didn't...
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digdug:
shit. that's the worst.
that happened to me about 10 years ago and i was in such disbelief that i continued to walk up and down the block looking for my car thinking that surely i had just forgotten where i had parked it. after about 20 mins, it finally dawned on me that it had been stolen. they did recover my car however with not too much damage.
maybe it is just time for that beemer now.
that happened to me about 10 years ago and i was in such disbelief that i continued to walk up and down the block looking for my car thinking that surely i had just forgotten where i had parked it. after about 20 mins, it finally dawned on me that it had been stolen. they did recover my car however with not too much damage.
maybe it is just time for that beemer now.
now that the california recall campaign is crip walkin and chicken hawkin in full effect, yo, governor t-100 is a regular fixture on the nightly television airways. the man has a plan to get call-ee-fon-yaaa back on track by fixing the budget and putting people back to work. if i were to vote for the kindergarden cop i think the first thing i'd like to...
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voltaire:
Ha Ha!!!! Do you remember the raven riddle I told about my real name in my journal over a year ago? maybe it was on the boards... I can't remember.... I think it was in my journal though........
freyja__:
politics are in the air.
it's the most frightening smell ever.
it's the most frightening smell ever.
jah! rastafari!
after a kick ass weekend i feel almost like don corleone at connie's wedding... my zen-like aura of tranquilitiy leaves me inable to refuse any request. if you've ever had the desire to hit me up for dope or money or a home-cooked meal, now might be the opportune moment before the grind of another day at the office spoils my mood.
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after a kick ass weekend i feel almost like don corleone at connie's wedding... my zen-like aura of tranquilitiy leaves me inable to refuse any request. if you've ever had the desire to hit me up for dope or money or a home-cooked meal, now might be the opportune moment before the grind of another day at the office spoils my mood.
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ratgirl:
thanks sweets, I will! have a good time, that is.
have a good time, that is.
freyja__:
*hits you up for a fantastic voyage*
:sigh: it's been too long!
xo
:sigh: it's been too long!
xo
cruising through this morning's headlines i've managed to find a few reviews of the concert i caught on wednesday nite. the los angeles time's don heckman accuses the instrumentalists of "dumbing down" the performances. the hollywood reporter's tony gieske compares MMW to "pig vomit" and calls their performance "a hate crime against harmony." daily variety's richard ginell wrote "this was a set of wild--almost out...
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ikilledpinky:
ive been workin so much i didnt even see the paint post till tonight. one day. one day you will know the meaning of the word 'owned' 
freyja__:
a blast indeed!!
the fireworks were such a nice touch.
i
bjork.
the fireworks were such a nice touch.
i
bjork.
last nite was another kick ass time at the hollywood bowl. headliners john medeski, billy martin and chris wood brought some of that intergalactic funk and i brought my newest culinary concoction, i call it caprese a la big porn. i made a sandwich with fresh basil, brie, and sauteed crimini mushrooms.
magnifique!
there was a great crowd out last nite too. lots of happy...
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ratgirl:
If you believe in creation as espoused in the Bible, then Adam and Eve's children would actually have had to have sex with one another for the earth to have become populated.
This is surely proof positive that Alabama was at one time the Garden of Eden.
This is surely proof positive that Alabama was at one time the Garden of Eden.
ratgirl:
ex boyfriend?
i get some pretty weird voice mail messages at work but this is the first ever that deserves to be preserved for posterity.
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hi my name is *edited* and i have a copy AHHHHH a demo tape of *movie title.* everything in my apartment is on and loading something. i was watching this for the first time in my home and they said they...
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hi my name is *edited* and i have a copy AHHHHH a demo tape of *movie title.* everything in my apartment is on and loading something. i was watching this for the first time in my home and they said they...
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theslant:
..okay, so that beats the hell out of my random voice messages from elderly citizens looking for the natural grocery store or mentally disabled patients trying to reach their social worker. By far.
freyja__:
that's hysterical.
i love crackheadspeak.
paranoia reigns supreme!
happy hump day!
i love crackheadspeak.
paranoia reigns supreme!
happy hump day!
i have returned from the planet lovetron with a message from the depths of outer space...
ITS ALL GOOD
i returned to earth sometime in the early hours of saturday and promtly went into full recovery mode. two days later, i think my bout with temporarty rEtardation has passed and i am ready to join the rest of normal society.
the brother shady has run...
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ITS ALL GOOD
i returned to earth sometime in the early hours of saturday and promtly went into full recovery mode. two days later, i think my bout with temporarty rEtardation has passed and i am ready to join the rest of normal society.
the brother shady has run...
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sakita:
eep opp ork ah ah
welcome back to earth..
its so weird with this iraq thing, i hear completely different stories than i read on cnn.
its nice to have perspective like that.
oh yeah i just discovered etta james. gosh i didnt know what i had been missing. i love etta.
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welcome back to earth..
its so weird with this iraq thing, i hear completely different stories than i read on cnn.
its nice to have perspective like that.
oh yeah i just discovered etta james. gosh i didnt know what i had been missing. i love etta.
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ratgirl:
pervert. jeez, what do you think this is, a porn site?
time to get out of my head for the weeked thanks to some pharmaceutical-grade magic courtesy of the united states government. my tax dollars hard at work. its something i haven't done in years so i'm kind of nervous about it all. a trip to the market for some fresh fruit, dum-dums, and drinks and all is ready for this fantastic voyage. now i just...
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ratgirl:
oh shit, look out! I hope you had lots and lots of fun this weekend!
that rat link rocked, by the way!
that rat link rocked, by the way!
I too, share your "brush with death" euphoria. I was just a slip of the foot away from plummetting over a hundred feet into jagged rocks/crashing ocean waves. It was all worth it, 'cause I caught the best sunset I've seen for a while.
congratulations.
it's like you made it to the next level in frogger or something! i'm glad you didn't get squished!
xo
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