bob_dobalina

attention hate-mart shoppers..

you wouldn't know game if it crawled in through your urethra and hatched babies in your testes. kindly eat a dick.

so fuck what ya heard.

jet lag aside, its damn good to be back in LA after spending the last week in DC. after doing the lobby thing on the hill, i was able to relax for an extended weekend, playing golf with my dad (how the hell did he beat me both times?!??), going shopping with my mom (she got me a razor sharp suit), and hanging out...
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why is it when you're trying your hardest to be eloquent and professional that you notice things like forgetting to zip your fly?

ok, i may not have flashed my frank and beans but i did have a pretty bad gaff earlier today when i was meeting with congressman henry waxman of the 30th district of california. after spending a day and a half meeting...
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if what they say about the things that don't kill you holds true, i'm one of the strongest motherfuckers on the planet right now. ahead of me is a 10th straight night out in LA and in my wake are hip-hop royalty, a couple of dreadful fashion shows, one successfully jacked bottle of cristal (i'm still surprised my friend didn't get caught and/or his ass...
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so that happened

there seems to be a lot on my plate lately..

b-school apps are due at the end of the month. i'm not even sure that i'd want to start classes in may. i've been stagnant for long enough so i best get crackin.

the legendary 2-1-5th is making their semi-annual jaunt through the southland so i gots to represent. hopefully my ratty buddy can make...
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there's something very liberating about wearing shit-ugly clothing. i woke up this morning feeling particularly i-don't-give-a-fuck so it was almost a reflex when i grabbed the ugliest shirt i own out of the closet and slipped it over my head. the shirt was one of a half dozen that some guy gave me at the big porn show. microfiber beach styled short sleeve shirts, the...
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wow. unfuckingbelieveable.

the current issue of LA weekly is all about the koreatown district of los angeles. located just to the west of downtown LA, koreatown is one of many ethnic enclaves in and around los angeles. there's a feature about dining out, eating in, and the mysterious (and reallyfuckingpricey) ktown club scene.

koreatown also has the distinction of offering some of...
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looks like its time to cowboy up because the department of justice has announced the re-hiring of bruce taylor to head the doj's pornography prosecution efforts. barring something short of a miracle, president bush will be re-elected and it'll be time to pay the pied piper of the religious right and start going after panderers, pornographers, and sellers of all that is dirty dirty dirty....
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i have nothing interesting to write about so go away. i'm bored at work and typing is just something i can do with my hands that doesn't involve putting them down the front of my pants.

its friday and damn near oscar time so that means there's tons of movie-related news in the rags lately. seeing as we're in the dead time that proceeds the...
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