bmx_kid

I do really fucking stupid things when I'm drunk , but then again who doesn't?
Soooo I'm drinking with a friend at the bar, her and I have put back a few (few meaning 5 rounds). Well I'm not with her she's just my friend, and I start checking out this girly from across the bar. I go over and say hello and do the whole conversation thing, When my friends ex walks threw the door!!! Now I've only seen this guy once, but never meet him. He's an ass, well I go over to see how my friend is doing. She asks me to act like her boyfriend, and that is when the ass came over and said something around the line of "well I know he's not your boy friend, so stop fucking around." (did I mention that I was on the brink of being way passed buzzed) So I tell him to fuck off push him into a table full of people (table full of his friends) and start making out with my friend. He leaves, she is amazed, and the girly that I was talking to saw the whole thing called me a pig for hitting on her in front of my girl friend and left the bar. Ya, that sucked.

Lesson of the day kids: Don't act like someones boyfriend or girlfriend when you are drunk, you'll never get to talk to the cuttie at the end of the bar!