So the verdict from the orthopedic surgeon is that he wants to fuse the joints in my feet, now my mission is to try and find a surgeon who will do joint replacements instead. Let this be a lesson, getting old sucks take care of your bodies no one is invincible
enroute to Montreal to visit my Broheim, his cunt fiancé just left the poor guy. Haven't been in too long and I'm super pumped to get him out and get his mind off of her and cheer him up👍 any suggestions on where we should go??
Working from home, I often think about hiring a sexy maid to clean my place topless/in sexy lingerie. That's all, I thought I would share that
Another Monday has shown it's ugly face:( who's wants to ditch work and goto Canada's Wonderland!!
Stayed up to 530am with my old man and a couple up buddies playin euchre last night, managed to finish a 40 of run, 26 of tequila 18 beers and a lot of crown royal. Work up this morning feeling like a can of smashed assholes. Just walked into Mastermind toys to get a present for my nephews b-day party today. Did half a lap...
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bored working from home. Who wants to comeover and go swimming?
So, old Benny slipped one past the goalie. A good friend of mine who I would have less then regular booty calls with met me at a pub the other day, which I thought was to have a couple drinks and go back to my place. To my surprise the first thing she said was "promise you won't freak out, cause then I'm going to...
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So, I have a 100km charity bike ride tomorrow which happens to be the day after one of my best boys' bachelor party. I'm writing this after 10hrs of drinking and party with about 14 more friends trying to drag me out for more... This bike ride will probably kill me. If I die, someone promise they will organize a charity bike ride in honour...
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After a hellish work week, it's a guys weekend at the cottage! Much needed R&R. Happy May 2-4 fuckers
So after a few years I finally got another tattoo, again from my favorite babe ever Tara Zep at New Tribe in Toronto. Its a funny little skull with a bandana and a dagger in its mouth :) I'd post a pic but I'm cozy in be and lazy, maybe tomorrow