Stayed up to 530am with my old man and a couple up buddies playin euchre last night, managed to finish a 40 of run, 26 of tequila 18 beers and a lot of crown royal. Work up this morning feeling like a can of smashed assholes. Just walked into Mastermind toys to get a present for my nephews b-day party today. Did half a lap around the store, which was busy as hell with kids and their moms running around when I realized my fly was down, and to top it off I was free bagging it! Thankfully I'm a fed to stuff my junk back into my shorts before anyone parents took notice or else I would be writing this post from prison😬
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