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Excerpts from my family's recent holiday emails....yes, it's true, Blyss and her entire family are just as they seem....


Blyss to parents:
"I'm making you a very special, dried out, pickle necklace on a finely woven chain made of my very own hair. I have been collecting my hairs all year, just for you cause I know you'll love it. I'm making dad a pickled egg car deodorizer to hang from his rear view mirror. They are turnin out even more amazing than you are imagining, I'm going to have a hard time giving them away. Don't let dad eat your pickle and don't sneak any bites from his egg either. Oh well, so much for your presents being a suprise!"

Parents to Blyss:
"That is so great because your dad has been saving all of his hard, dried boogers for three years now. We've turned it into the most awesome organic body scrub! You're gonna love it!"

Blyss' reply:
"Oh that is so AWESOME! A Booger Body scrub...it
sounds so natural and will help me remember that I
have boogers too and they are SPECIAL and important
and most of all recyclable. And maybe after my
showers I will keep it out on the sink so whenever any
of us have a loose booger we'll remember to SAVE it
not spray it or blow it....maybe I'll put up a little
sign that says "Take a booger, Leave a booger!" in the
spirit of generosity and giving. Soon we'll have
booger donors stopping by only to leave their boogers,
though soon I imagine they will just buy their very
own Booger Body scrub from dad so they don't have to
drive so far to recycle.
oooh...I just thought of bathtime boogers....just drop
the very same cool scrub into the tub and WALAH a
squishy rehydrated booger massage spa!! Oh man, I
could go on and on...think of the kids and the fun
THEY would have with the warm squishy boogs! Fun on
the walls, fun on each other, heck they're all
natural, they could even eat em!!!

Thanks guys, it's easy to see how we are related! We're brilliant!!"

To all of SG land, I hereby declare me wierder and dorkier than you once thought.

Amen.