bluvelvet

so i was just grilling out on my back porch enjoying the lovely weather, slowly sipping on a beer enjoying that slightly heady feeling one gets that hasn't eaten since breakfast and they drink a beer. i think maybe this is the way to drink. i have been, um, how to put it, overindulging as of late. to the point where i get the concerned text messages that go something like "hey wrecking ball, you still alive?" the next morning. i have been getting that alot lately. and it leads nowhere good.

so, join me in raising a glass to drinking less. i'll up mine, so up yours!

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i think i just saw a partially inflated love doll blowing around in the alley behind my building. its flesh colored and i think there was a mostly inflated leg. hmm. i am just going to assume that that is what it is. cause i'm not going out to investigate. not for all the pussy in sacramento am i gonna go check out a love doll someone is throwing out. uh uh.