When I was single my lady friends would flirt and tease me. But nine would claim me.
Well my ex flew to my house in Louisiana and met me there during my off week. While we were lying in bed watching Dark Knight she rolls over and touches my face then my crotch. Then continues to wave her hand over my whole body as she declared what's hers. Seems simple enough, she called dibs on my whole being.
It was funny at the time but looking at it now I see how special it was that she laid claim to me. Now every girl that had flirted with me is upset because I'm back with my ex. How can you get mad at a guy if all you want to do is flirt and nothing else? If you can't drive down the street or answer my text then how can you get mad when someone else flies across the country just to hug me?
