Ok..
this is probably the most insane favor I'll ever ask any of you for
The dispatch phone sex company I work for participates in those topsite type listings. for some reason, we're down pretty low this month on votes received. I guess there's been some sucky phone ho'ing going on or whatever.
ANYWHO.
if you'd like to bump our stats a bit which will,...
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this is probably the most insane favor I'll ever ask any of you for
The dispatch phone sex company I work for participates in those topsite type listings. for some reason, we're down pretty low this month on votes received. I guess there's been some sucky phone ho'ing going on or whatever.
ANYWHO.
if you'd like to bump our stats a bit which will,...
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There are untruths I tell on the phone. I'm never from where I am actually from. New York, Dallas, Seattle....these are my adopted homes. I give out locations based on where the guy is from.
Sometimes I'm an Asian girl. This week, a guy, after I introduced myself, said "You're a black girl, aren't you" in that way that I could tell that he was...
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Sometimes I'm an Asian girl. This week, a guy, after I introduced myself, said "You're a black girl, aren't you" in that way that I could tell that he was...
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bill_the_cat:
Yeah, but where's the fun in that?
prockgirlscout:
I love these antecdotes. Do you adjust your geographic to be farther or nearer to the caller? 
This week is my last week of a 9-5 life. at least for as long as i can help it. I will be working from home starting, with any luck, either saturday or sunday.
As of tomorrow, I am the new DJ for the Austin Poetry Slam.
Burlesqueness is going swimmingly. We have a new set nearly ready, i have 2 new routines planned...
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As of tomorrow, I am the new DJ for the Austin Poetry Slam.
Burlesqueness is going swimmingly. We have a new set nearly ready, i have 2 new routines planned...
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obd:
ah, working from home. it's a joy, but don't forget to clock out.
hadees:
I was looking through one of the old threads in the Jews group and I noticed you were talking about taking classes on Judaism. I was wondering if you ever found any classes. I am interested in taking some myself.
ask me about how I almost lost my shit when i came home at 4:30am to find my front door wide open and admiral_pants not answering his cell phone and a good, 30 gallon trash bag worth of beer case cartons, stoli bottles and various other trash in my front entry way....
Also, who would you call to, say, find out who owns a property...
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Also, who would you call to, say, find out who owns a property...
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koriana:
If the Landlord doesn't do anything, call the police anytime your neighbors are loud between 10:30pm-7:00am. Get a copy of the report. Send the copies to the Landlord via certified mail. If they still don't take care of it, get a contingency lawyer. That will usually get them on the ball.
Austin TX Noise Ordinance
I couldn't find anything for the trash but a lawyer could help you with that.
I had to do something similar in our last apartment. It was a good building and my neighbor was an elderly lady. Her son moved in. She told everyone that he was mentally handi-capped. No, he was strung out on crack but she didn't want him living on the streets. Her mind was starting to go. She would stand outside at 2am. The son would play music LOUD at night and then sometimes he would be slamming things. I started to get fed up when I could smell the crack and when he busted out the windows in my car and 3 other cars with bricks!
Long story short, we tried to get management envolved but they refused to contact the family. They refused to do anything.
Austin TX Noise Ordinance
I couldn't find anything for the trash but a lawyer could help you with that.
I had to do something similar in our last apartment. It was a good building and my neighbor was an elderly lady. Her son moved in. She told everyone that he was mentally handi-capped. No, he was strung out on crack but she didn't want him living on the streets. Her mind was starting to go. She would stand outside at 2am. The son would play music LOUD at night and then sometimes he would be slamming things. I started to get fed up when I could smell the crack and when he busted out the windows in my car and 3 other cars with bricks!
Long story short, we tried to get management envolved but they refused to contact the family. They refused to do anything.
volkov:
uhmmm. I may have gotten a little tad bit inebriated at my grandmother's 79th birthday/family reunion thing yesterday afternoon. I might then have passed out on my cousin's couch.
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toothpickmoe:
I like that you're giving equal time to two "American" car companies. 
thefreak:
Nice hubcaps.
-TM
-TM
The following things have happened since monday:
My dog almost died. Then didn't thanks to a whole lot of money from my friend Cheryl and some very nice doctors at Central Park Animal Clinic
Momma cat has adopted the baby cats and is currently upstairs feeding them. feeding kittens at 2 am then 4 am then 6 am then watching Saved by the Bell for...
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My dog almost died. Then didn't thanks to a whole lot of money from my friend Cheryl and some very nice doctors at Central Park Animal Clinic
Momma cat has adopted the baby cats and is currently upstairs feeding them. feeding kittens at 2 am then 4 am then 6 am then watching Saved by the Bell for...
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daghost:
Maybe it was a pick-up line?
jerawyn:
So when you say rumble behind the bleachers...you mean, like, "rip each others clothes off and make out", right 
Keep you friends close and your enemies closer
Keep you friends close and your enemies closer
I wont post about too much sadness but I will say we are now a kittenless home. The last 2 died together sometime between 1 am and now. Seems fitting.
But other stuff. yes. other stuff. please, lets talk about other stuff.
Went to Epoch (thats E-pock, you re-TARD) last night with a bunch of cool people. I should start going for normal saturday hang...
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But other stuff. yes. other stuff. please, lets talk about other stuff.
Went to Epoch (thats E-pock, you re-TARD) last night with a bunch of cool people. I should start going for normal saturday hang...
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gogobongo:
That is pretty weird. you were meant to have some babies, I guess. 
holliday:
Oh no! Little kitties passing on is just the saddest fucking thing evar!!!! 
Sending some love your way...
(now i need to rewind your journal and see what's been going on...i've been absent like WHOA!)
Sending some love your way...
(now i need to rewind your journal and see what's been going on...i've been absent like WHOA!)
I lost the other sick little one last night. The calico one. She just couldnt hang on.
I stayed in last night, wrapping her up in warm towels because she was so cold to the touch. I tried a regimine of karo syrup on her gums every 30 minuutes for an hour and a half in hopes that her blood sugar would rise and her...
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I stayed in last night, wrapping her up in warm towels because she was so cold to the touch. I tried a regimine of karo syrup on her gums every 30 minuutes for an hour and a half in hopes that her blood sugar would rise and her...
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gogobongo:
I miss my stephie-bear. where ya been hon? Did you leave me to run off with that david hasselhoff impersonator? or was that really him?
metaverse:
Hmm, somehow we aren't friends anymore! How can I not be friends with you since our birthdays are the same day! I'll have to work on this..no idea what happened! Having raised and bred showcats with my folks for years...I completely understand how you're feeling. I had to make some tough choices..I love cats so much. It's never easy. My best to you.
My alarm went off at 8am. I forgot to turn it off for the weekend.
got up and did my regular routine of checking the kittens. Tummies rose and fell with breath...
...except for one.
I rubbed his tummy for signs of life and found nothing.
I ran upstairs to karls door
"Hermes died. I wanted to see if you wanted to come to a...
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got up and did my regular routine of checking the kittens. Tummies rose and fell with breath...
...except for one.
I rubbed his tummy for signs of life and found nothing.
I ran upstairs to karls door
"Hermes died. I wanted to see if you wanted to come to a...
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prockgirlscout:
Hubcaps. Nice.
Hey, remember like a million years ago when you had some party you were going to and you were taking votes on what dress to get and you posted links to a site (or two) that had nice plus-sized retro type dresses? Can you link me to them?
Hey, remember like a million years ago when you had some party you were going to and you were taking votes on what dress to get and you posted links to a site (or two) that had nice plus-sized retro type dresses? Can you link me to them?
prockgirlscout:
Or maybe I'm obsessed with you. Muahahaha.
I really do have a good memory. For weird obscure things. Nothing really useful- like for crime-solving or anything cool.
I really do have a good memory. For weird obscure things. Nothing really useful- like for crime-solving or anything cool.
Hope you'll get what you want...