The closer we get to the 18th, the more and more I am dreading turning 29.
30, i'll handle
29? seems so final
I had to do something for myself. But what.
So, I leave my house today around 4. I'll stop. get some lunch. Head to Ego's for the regular weekly slam, set up, dj, tear down. go home. Work.
I lead what...
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30, i'll handle
29? seems so final
I had to do something for myself. But what.
So, I leave my house today around 4. I'll stop. get some lunch. Head to Ego's for the regular weekly slam, set up, dj, tear down. go home. Work.
I lead what...
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All of a sudden, I'm seriously depressed about turning 29.
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toothpickmoe:
I'm on that road, for sure.
29 is harder than 30, some say.
29 is harder than 30, some say.
citizencruz:
29 Is nothing without me
My dog had emergency surgery wednesday after, as it turns out, he ate a bracelet.
he is now sleeping peacefully on the sofa here with me, stomach stapled.
Momma is now broke.
But Truck is alive.
And you too can be the PANTS MAN!!
he is now sleeping peacefully on the sofa here with me, stomach stapled.
Momma is now broke.
But Truck is alive.
And you too can be the PANTS MAN!!
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bbbbbeckah:
Ew. That sucks!! That bracelet must have moved quickly.. it's like what happened to my dog except we caught it before it went into the stomach! Hope he's okay and feeling better. =(
You guys have gotten me all addicted to Guitar Hero now. I bought it yesterday and now my hand is all sore from stretching!
You guys have gotten me all addicted to Guitar Hero now. I bought it yesterday and now my hand is all sore from stretching!
bailey:
my friends dog has been sick for months and they just figured out it was because he ate an ace bandage.
The last 36 hours or so has seemed like the world is out to just piss the shit out of me. Not hurt me. Not make me cry. Just piss the ever-loving shit out of me.
I'm not someone who's easily angered. I'm normally one of those "its all cool" sort of person. Water off a duck's back.
But since yesterday, it seems like the...
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I'm not someone who's easily angered. I'm normally one of those "its all cool" sort of person. Water off a duck's back.
But since yesterday, it seems like the...
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_biblia_:
really freaking catchy.
i'm sad i couldn't see you when i was in austin.
i plan to be back for sxsw. . . .
i'm sad i couldn't see you when i was in austin.
i plan to be back for sxsw. . . .
gogobongo:
two words, bullhorn.
1) we are opening a store. And by "we" I mean a friend (and fellow burlesque performer) her husband (who does our costumes, sets, lights, sound, etc) and I. Vintage reproduction clothing for men, women and kids, in all sizes (custom tailoring avail too), custom corsets, accessories and a smidge of gift/home decor type items. We are at a standstill for a name.
2) speaking...
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2) speaking...
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alyk:
Well, duh. You know I'll do anything for boobs.
citizencruz:
Phone sex, huh? Why was I never given this info?
The good:
Doing new phone sex co work. Making like 3 times as much. puppies for everyone!!!
still need your votes though. Even more important than ever.
(NSFW)
Vote for your favourite phone ho ever!
It is footie season again!
DJing at the poetry slam is going well. plenty of kudos from all involved.
Plans for the next Big Star Burlesque show are going well....
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Doing new phone sex co work. Making like 3 times as much. puppies for everyone!!!
still need your votes though. Even more important than ever.
(NSFW)
Vote for your favourite phone ho ever!
It is footie season again!
DJing at the poetry slam is going well. plenty of kudos from all involved.
Plans for the next Big Star Burlesque show are going well....
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smuffy:
don't think I forgot about our wedding date in october!
bbbbbeckah:
Are you working for an actual company? I was looking for a part-time job and responded to an ad on craigslist that hooked me up w/ info to do this. If this is the same avenue you traveled.. what is your opinion on everything?
Tonight was only the 2nd time I've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show since my senior prom. Amy, Brian, Sumita and I stayed at the John Marshall High, class of 1996 senior prom only long enough to witness our classmates line dancing to "Revolution" by the Beatles. Somewhere in heaven John Lennon wept and we decided to get into my 91 ford tempo and drive to...
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jimbo:
well.. you pick your nose and eat it... and like it.. OOOOOHH BURN!!
jimbo:
so.. 
Still need help with that whole voting thing. Agents who get votes through their personal url get .25 / vote up to $25 per week.
so. yeah. help a sista out. That $25 will help keep me off the streets and away from your high end electronics
Who's the best phone ho in the world? ME!
so...other than that? not too much going on....
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so. yeah. help a sista out. That $25 will help keep me off the streets and away from your high end electronics
Who's the best phone ho in the world? ME!
so...other than that? not too much going on....
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kelseybee:
So how was your trip to NY? I never got to find out!
jerawyn:
Aw. You're a kinder woman than me. And a good actress too. I won't even know what to do.
When I worked doing invoicing at a chem company, we'd get perverts calling now and again, you know the pathetic who believe any 800 number is a sex line...
He'd always ask, "How big are your boobs?" and I'd get to say "Big enough to choke a weasel like you"...which always made me laugh, and I'd hang up since our company would be paying for the call to the 800 line. Ah, things were so innocent in the late 80's
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When I worked doing invoicing at a chem company, we'd get perverts calling now and again, you know the pathetic who believe any 800 number is a sex line...
He'd always ask, "How big are your boobs?" and I'd get to say "Big enough to choke a weasel like you"...which always made me laugh, and I'd hang up since our company would be paying for the call to the 800 line. Ah, things were so innocent in the late 80's
.at 4:30 today, I am supposed to meet with the guys who run the website I may be writing for.
They'll decide on my fate as a sex columnist this week. Maybe even today
keep your fingers crossed.
They'll decide on my fate as a sex columnist this week. Maybe even today
keep your fingers crossed.
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thefreak:
*good juju*
-TM
-TM
smuffy:
fuck yeah we're still on for wedding in october!!!
what's the menu? I love food.
what's the menu? I love food.
I think I may have some pretty amazing news.
One of my slam poet friends writes for a website aimed at college aged kids. They have also asked him to bring in other writers.
Today, he pitched to them that they let me blog about my job and also do a sex advice column. For $500/month.
And they are interested.
I don't have the gig...
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One of my slam poet friends writes for a website aimed at college aged kids. They have also asked him to bring in other writers.
Today, he pitched to them that they let me blog about my job and also do a sex advice column. For $500/month.
And they are interested.
I don't have the gig...
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thefreak:
w00t!
-TM
-TM
san antonio.. I just want to check it out... this trip in march is my texas trip..... I'm going to colorado to visit my wife.. and then houston for 5 days before I come to austin... so then Iwant to go to san antonio because apparently is beautiful.... and just check it out you know? and after I see yo uI'm going to philly.... and nyc....
ARGH EXCITED
oh you've cheered me up immensley.. its my one year anniversary for coming home today.. and thinking about my texas trip is the shining star I have in my calendar for the next 6 months!
-TM