Ovary Wars 2: Electric Boogaloo
Yesterday around 2 I drive myself to St David's Hospital in pain like I haven't felt in a long time. Something was, quite obviously wrong. My fever was back as well.
I stumble into the ER. 20 minutes later I was back in an examining room.
Blood work. Ultrasound.
Ruptured Cyst. Of doom. DOOM.
Not sure why my doctor earlier...
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Yesterday around 2 I drive myself to St David's Hospital in pain like I haven't felt in a long time. Something was, quite obviously wrong. My fever was back as well.
I stumble into the ER. 20 minutes later I was back in an examining room.
Blood work. Ultrasound.
Ruptured Cyst. Of doom. DOOM.
Not sure why my doctor earlier...
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so, good news is its not sars.
bad news?
well, i am warning anyone who
1)does not have a uterus
2)may find me less lovely after hearing about my hey-nanny-nanny in medical terms
to stop reading now.
really
bad news?
well, i am warning anyone who
1)does not have a uterus
2)may find me less lovely after hearing about my hey-nanny-nanny in medical terms
to stop reading now.
really
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mrsmeaney:
Having a vagina is the greatest adventure.
It looks like yours needs some TLC.
Feel better, BV crotch.
It looks like yours needs some TLC.
Feel better, BV crotch.
toothpickmoe:
Srsly! 
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obd:
so many puns in that I don't know where to start ...
hopey:
NOOOOOOOO not SARS!!!!
Have you been sick forever? Cam has been sick for over a week, he's drivin' me nuts!!
Have you been sick forever? Cam has been sick for over a week, he's drivin' me nuts!!
I gave Wayne one of the gift memberships i have floatin in my inbox.
Ix-nay on the old journal entries...
say hi. be nice.
volivershagnasty
also ya know..i havent had a testimonial in a year....
im just sayin
Ix-nay on the old journal entries...
say hi. be nice.
volivershagnasty
also ya know..i havent had a testimonial in a year....
im just sayin
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toothpickmoe:
You brought him into the madhouse? Excellent.
mrsmeaney:
point taken.
he was a popular canine and i owe my (internet) social life to him.
he was a popular canine and i owe my (internet) social life to him.
My house fell apart last night.
I come home to the sound of running water. I think its the tv. It's so loud i can hear it before I open the door.
My oldest cat makes a mad dash out the door.
I come inside and find a 3 foot by 4 foot patch of downstairs ceiling has fallen. Water falling all over my living...
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I come home to the sound of running water. I think its the tv. It's so loud i can hear it before I open the door.
My oldest cat makes a mad dash out the door.
I come inside and find a 3 foot by 4 foot patch of downstairs ceiling has fallen. Water falling all over my living...
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mrstitches:
Damn, that sucks a lot. I'm sorry.
People are always talking about how great this indoor plumbing nonsense is, but all it ever causes is trouble.
People are always talking about how great this indoor plumbing nonsense is, but all it ever causes is trouble.
toothpickmoe:
Fuck. Our toilet did something similar the other day but luckily we got home before it got bad. That sucks. Insurance?
I made a cake for work.
I carefully sliced two tiny pieces to take with me to Wayne's in the afternoon. That way I could play it off as "leftovers" instead of "hey! It's valentines day. here's some pastry!"
So, he calls around 1pm. I tell him I'm getting off work soon and would be there around 3.
I come over. He finally has internet...
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I carefully sliced two tiny pieces to take with me to Wayne's in the afternoon. That way I could play it off as "leftovers" instead of "hey! It's valentines day. here's some pastry!"
So, he calls around 1pm. I tell him I'm getting off work soon and would be there around 3.
I come over. He finally has internet...
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gems:
i got butterflies in my stomach just reading that 
so sweet
so sweet
holliday:
I carefully sliced two tiny pieces to take with me to Wayne's in the afternoon. That way I could play it off as "leftovers" instead of "hey! It's valentines day. here's some pastry!"
That cracked me up!
That cracked me up!
My name is Blue...Ms Valentine if you're nasty
As the leader of a burlesque troop, I guess you sort of have to be a role model. Anything the girls have to do, you kinda have to do first.
Including being the first one to lose a pastie while performing.
thankfully, the dance I did last night involved carefully placed hubcaps, but once I realised that...
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As the leader of a burlesque troop, I guess you sort of have to be a role model. Anything the girls have to do, you kinda have to do first.
Including being the first one to lose a pastie while performing.
thankfully, the dance I did last night involved carefully placed hubcaps, but once I realised that...
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gogobongo:
Yes Ms. Valentine, I think a cake is a good idea for Valentines especially if said valentine is a non-valentine. Happy Valentines!
We had our first FULL show with big star burlesque tonight.
holy fuckin shit ya'll. I couldnt be happier. All the girls were great, the audience was TOTALLY into it (even my dad. yes. my dad was there. Right up front. yeah). No real technical issues. I wanted it to go on forever.
And luck me. I get to do it all again tomorrow.
holy fuckin shit ya'll. I couldnt be happier. All the girls were great, the audience was TOTALLY into it (even my dad. yes. my dad was there. Right up front. yeah). No real technical issues. I wanted it to go on forever.
And luck me. I get to do it all again tomorrow.
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obd:
I'm glad it went well.
mrstitches:
Congratulations.
I think boys know when you've finally found someone you are seriously interested in.
A friend's friend has been contacting me non stop after meeting me last week. Non. Fucking. Stop.
But even better? The cute rockabilly boy at work who I was totally crushing on since back in April may have propositioned me.
Like, you know how when you casually flirt with someone and...
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A friend's friend has been contacting me non stop after meeting me last week. Non. Fucking. Stop.
But even better? The cute rockabilly boy at work who I was totally crushing on since back in April may have propositioned me.
Like, you know how when you casually flirt with someone and...
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gilby:
When I was dating my first girlfriend, out of nowhere, a bunch of girls wanted to date me or make out with me.
gems:
good luck with the show
and the boys
and the boys
Update:
So, yes. Same troop. My burlesque girl is friends with Wayne's ex wife but thankfully she said "I have nothing but good things to say about Wayne. I am so happy you two are gettin together. He's an absolute stand-up sorta guy"
Also, this is what happens when you have less than 24 hours before your first ever burlesque show and decide to do...
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So, yes. Same troop. My burlesque girl is friends with Wayne's ex wife but thankfully she said "I have nothing but good things to say about Wayne. I am so happy you two are gettin together. He's an absolute stand-up sorta guy"
Also, this is what happens when you have less than 24 hours before your first ever burlesque show and decide to do...
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incorrigible:
thanks! 
inlikeflynn:
that's wicked hot.
although, the one exception has to be this: I have been calling the sequel to "the grudge" the following: "The Grudge 2: Still Pissed". somehow that made/makes a lot of sense to me...
And apparently the "chest pain" jag only works in the Republic of Texas, because I still sat for 7 hours when I mentioned that out here.
Granted, going to the best hospital in that part of town on the day of the city marathon wasn't the best idea, but you can't exactly choose that sort of thing when you think you're dying.