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Sunday Dec 23, 2007

Dec 23, 2007
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Why I'm Going To Hell : Reason 128

So, I was in Target to pick up a few things that have NOTHING to do with christmas. I was probably the only person in Target doing so.

So, im carrying my few household items up to the registers when some dude comes SPEEDING up the aisle slamming right into the kitchen trashbin I was carrying, knocking it into my stomach.

And my response?

"OH NO!! MY BABY!" and I clutch my midsection.

I hope he feels horrible well into mid January.

Me? I found it all terribly funny.
VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
alyk:
I can't fathom myself ever saying the words, "I'm going to Texas, y'all! Fuck yeah!"
Jan 19, 2008
psychofilly:
your pinup pic is too admn cute hun!
Jan 30, 2008

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