bluevalentine

I bought my boob job with my Camel Bucks

or

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bikers

Sometimes the life of a burlesque star is one of fame, glamour and free drinks, like last night.

And the sometimes, the life is a burlesque dancer is one of ...well...sometimes you show up at a venue and there is NO place to change and ended up bare assed with only my 150 lb MC and a short kimono to hide myself as I changed.

Sometimes being in the burlesque community means that you can be around awesome women who love what they do and just love the joy of being in front of a crowd and performing. And you'll mention your idea of putting together a big burlesque weekender in your town and a girl will say "I've been wanting to do that too!! lets work together on it"

And then sometimes being in the burlesque community means you encounter girls who act like burlesque is like performing Les Miserable on Broadway and that they and their ideas are going to save the world. And they'll overhear your idea about a burlesque weekender and will say "uhh..yeah..i thought about that too. I guess we'll have two. whatever". Bitch.

Also, biker chicks have the WORST boob job scars. Like....woah. It was a sea of women in assless chaps sportin red scars from nipple to just under the breast.

I have never felt prouder of my boobs