Ovary Wars 3: Stephanie's Revenge -- This Time, It's Personal
1) My doctor called today around 1 with the results of my tests. NO CANCER, BITCHES!!! SUCK IT, CANCER FAIRY!!!!!!!
2) My doctor also said it is highly unlikely I will need surgury any time soon. They will monitor me fairly closely but thats cool or whatever because, DUDE! My one good ovary is not dead yet. In spite of all the odds, even though I was so sure she was a gonner, she's still there and will stay there for a while. I am namimg her meredith gray. In turn, my dear Dr Kakarla is now to be known as "McDreamy".
3) My house finally got done fixed. No more giant ceiling hole. All the carpet downstairs is gone. The floor is pretty unsightly. There was some crappy vinyl tile under the carpet in the main room that needs to go. but at least all the old carpet is gone. And all the water damaged wood beams are fixed. I have the happiest house in the ghetto.
Days like this call for a panty-clad dance party to Balkan Beat Box
Oh! and 4) I also won the whole "guess the oscar winner" game thing last night at Wayne's. Big time.
1) My doctor called today around 1 with the results of my tests. NO CANCER, BITCHES!!! SUCK IT, CANCER FAIRY!!!!!!!
2) My doctor also said it is highly unlikely I will need surgury any time soon. They will monitor me fairly closely but thats cool or whatever because, DUDE! My one good ovary is not dead yet. In spite of all the odds, even though I was so sure she was a gonner, she's still there and will stay there for a while. I am namimg her meredith gray. In turn, my dear Dr Kakarla is now to be known as "McDreamy".
3) My house finally got done fixed. No more giant ceiling hole. All the carpet downstairs is gone. The floor is pretty unsightly. There was some crappy vinyl tile under the carpet in the main room that needs to go. but at least all the old carpet is gone. And all the water damaged wood beams are fixed. I have the happiest house in the ghetto.
Days like this call for a panty-clad dance party to Balkan Beat Box
Oh! and 4) I also won the whole "guess the oscar winner" game thing last night at Wayne's. Big time.
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I thought you'd lost your identity.