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San Antonio, Texas

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From an actual phone conversation with a customer
"....and the 19.99 media package provides unlimited MEdianet access..."


"what do you mean 'unlimited'."


"You know. Like. Unlimited."

"Yeah. What does that mean"

"like. No limit. "

"what do you mean"

"umm...as much as you want"

"oh. unlimited"

Yes. My job includes teaching people the English language.
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gogobongo:
Hey sugar. I am glad you came out to the BananaBlenderSurprise show. I told you they were the awesomesauce! I had a booty shakin good time and from the looks of things, you did too. Thanks again, sweetness and that pizza was great!

BTW, How was your show? huh? No entry about you rockin the waits on the coolest that Austin has to offer?
Jun 27, 2006
aijin:
lmao
Jun 28, 2006

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