bluevalentine

Strangest Dream Ever

I went to San Francisco to visit Subrosa (or ShaunoftheDead for now). For some reason, my ex boyfriend was there.

So, Subrosa, the ex and I went over to Brixton's house, watched gay porn, and then started to get her house ready for tadzi's birthday party that evening.

Still with me?

So,
tadzi, cherry, auralpleasure, weetzie, and SuperNintendo came over and we had dinner and cake and then went to RoseMarie's house.

She lived in this long, narrow house with a great view. Oh, I forgot to mention but San Francisco was less like San Francisco and more like, say Bellingham, Washington. That is to say, much smaller than San Francisco. And far more trees.

So, Rose lived in this house and in her back yard that night, she was putting on a concert (because, apparently, she had a band and she sang).

So, before her concert, I watch a new SG dvd (not the burlesque, but one that is yet to be released) and 3 songs on the DVD were done by another of my ex's.

So, I tell subrosa "Ya know, my ex did 3 songs on the new DVD" and he asks who my ex is and I tell him and he tells me that he lives just down the street.

So we watch a little of RoseMarie's concert and then subrosa and I walk down the street to this little area of cabins and I see his car and I knock on his door and he answers and is so happy to see me and tells me that he's living half of his time in San Francisco and half of his time in Austin and that he's heading back to Austin once he can sort out a place to live. So I tell him that he can stay with me when I go back to austin and he says ok.

So Subrosa and I walk back to where everyone else is. The next day is Halloween and we talk about what we should do and we decide that we'll throw a party and everyone should come dressed up as either a lawyer or a baseball player.

*cough*

Yeah.

And everyone thinks the lawyer/baseball player idea is great. Naturally.

So, apparently, Austin is like 10 miles from San Francisco, because my ex and I drive the short distance to my house, which looks a lot like RoseMarie's which also has a great view of some pine trees.

See, Austin also looks a lot like Bellingham.

So we get him set up at my house and he starts looking at all the tiffany style glass light fixtures I have. I swear, my house looked like the inside of a Swensen's Ice Cream parlor.

And then I woke up.

Yeah, I don't know either