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Starbucks Chantico: A Review
(This article was originally conceived for CaptainOfTheInternet.com, earlier today.)

Considering that it was I that broke the scoop to you on the new Starbucks drink almost two weeks before it was actually introduced to the employees at your local Starbucks (much less the public), it was important that I try the fucking thing and tell you if it was crap or...
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madi:
Happy valentines!!! kiss blush love
ladyelmo:
Starbucks make gorg strawberries and cream frappuccino but the one in the centre of Sheffield forgot to get the permission from the council to use the building as a coffee house! Not sure if they've been allowed to keep it there but they are opening up another one in town now.
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Permafrost is Nature's Long Johns
(Originally left for dead in my blog at CaptainOfTheInternet.com)

It's Monday, 2:41 A.M.

Earlier this evening, I had a headache: the kind where you feel a large vein somewhere inside your skull, and it's angry and throbbing, and you wish you could just have an operation to open your head up and widen that sucker's passage, like with a threaded...
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The Moving Scam
(Originally inflicted with full presence of mind on my blog [available at CaptainOftheInternet.com])

My wife and I have a gay hairdresser named Joe (I say "have" because we keep him locked in a steamer trunk). When we were last in his salon, getting $30 haircuts and listening to his latest exploits, he asked us off-handedly if we were renting a U-Haul for...
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Why I don't tip at Starbucks (unless it's Christmas Day)
(Originally posted on my blog, CaptainOfTheInternet.com)

Earlier this afternoon, I asked my wife to walk to Starbucks, two blocks away, and get me some coffee. Surprisingly, she said, sure, and then we debated over whether it was going to rain on her or not. My stance was that the sky was overcast, a light grey,...
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I need another blog like I need a hole in my shoe. So, take a deep breath and get up your courage, we're going to be leaving the safe confines of Suicide Girls for just a few minutes, you can come back here any time you want.

Now visit my blog: CaptainOfTheInternet.com