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A friend from Los Angeles tracked me down through SuicideGirls. I think she found me through my profile here. It was a little confusing until I did a search in google for my username.
So I guess the moral of the story is not to use the same username on SG as you use elsewhere, unless you don't mind having...
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A friend from Los Angeles tracked me down through SuicideGirls. I think she found me through my profile here. It was a little confusing until I did a search in google for my username.
So I guess the moral of the story is not to use the same username on SG as you use elsewhere, unless you don't mind having...
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trevallion:
I think the funny part is that people will use google to look up damn near anything if they're bored enough.
If someone tells you that they're training to be a glassblower, doesn't that mean that they're really into bongs?
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tawnya:
How in the holy hell did you not end up on my friends list? I mean seriously, I don't know if it's more ridiculous that you're not or that I didn't notice until now. either way I'm freaking fixing that one right now.
tawnya:
Also I left a little invitation in Lanka's journal, I'm sure she can fill you in
Here's a really fascinating article about the science and magic of formulating foods for sale in the supermarket:
http://www.gladwell.com/2004/2004_09_06_a_ketchup.html
I feel like writing a zombie/survival novel. I've just got so much stuff to do though. It seems self-destructive to slack on the real work stuff just to get all crazy.
Other fun facts: did you know that I have 60,000 people's e-mail addresses? I want...
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http://www.gladwell.com/2004/2004_09_06_a_ketchup.html
I feel like writing a zombie/survival novel. I've just got so much stuff to do though. It seems self-destructive to slack on the real work stuff just to get all crazy.
Other fun facts: did you know that I have 60,000 people's e-mail addresses? I want...
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robot_vs_monkey:
marketing food is a huge industry. i want to market food one day. and i'd have to sample all the food to make sure i know exactly what i'm marketing. Fruit Rolls Up will have to be delivered to me in a truckloads. And then i'll eat so many I'll die.
then I'll come back as a zombie to eat more. And you can put that in your book. "What to do if a zombie wants your fruit roll ups!" Answer: GIVE IT TO HIM!
then you can email all 60,000 people and let them know to give me, Zombie Armik, their Fruit Roll Ups!
then I'll come back as a zombie to eat more. And you can put that in your book. "What to do if a zombie wants your fruit roll ups!" Answer: GIVE IT TO HIM!
then you can email all 60,000 people and let them know to give me, Zombie Armik, their Fruit Roll Ups!
luminaire:
I have no idea what time it is, but yes, I'll give you a ride. I don't know where you live though.
So I've been drinking a little tonight, just gin and club soda, a sort of refreshing light-calorie + heavy-proof little concoction I discovered a while back, and it occurred to me that my father is steadily losing strength and drifting ever closer to the unthinkable abyss. He's been in the hospital for ages now and pretty soon I'm going to have to either go see...
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fallfromgrace:
Honestly, It really depends on how and what your view of death is.
if you wanna talk though I'm here.
if you wanna talk though I'm here.
it_thing_hard_on:
I felt the same way about visiting my grandfather. He's able-bodied but his health is steadily declining and he will not go to a doctor. He's been a smoker for so many years that recent developments have given us reason to believe he may have cancer.
Tonight Lankakitten and I ate at Lil' John's diner. It reminded me of the Hurricane and SG Seattle. I miss you guys.
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fallfromgrace:
ok, I'll pass that along to Trevallion.
fallfromgrace:
oh man. some of these answers are hillarious. my favorite is this one:
"I don't have an iPod. How can you seen the screen through Jessica Simpson's face?"
"I don't have an iPod. How can you seen the screen through Jessica Simpson's face?"
Being a proud pet owner (guardian? pet chef?), when my cats get stuck on something, I do whatever I can to help them out. Like the time that I woke up in the middle of the night and dashed across the room because my cat was hanging by his neck from a defective cat bed, that was some crazy shit. Today, however, I had the...
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debrajean:
hahah!!!
i have had an almost exact experence
-8 pounds
trade poo for bloodpuss
the scratch was sadly to my secret parts and not the glasses, so ouch oh my lord
i feel for you
i have had an almost exact experence
-8 pounds
trade poo for bloodpuss
the scratch was sadly to my secret parts and not the glasses, so ouch oh my lord
i feel for you
crystaldawn:
Oh man.... seriously, if I knew where to find a "Kitty Daddy of the Month" medal I would so buy you one.
At Whole Foods I bought a 4-pack of Reed's Premium Ginger Ale. It was so gingery, I felt like I had eaten a King Taco burrito in east L.A. with extra hot sauce. After I recovered, I drank another, another, and another.
Now I'm out of ginger ale.
Changing subjects, I've been walking a couple miles every day (for a few days now) figuring that...
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Now I'm out of ginger ale.
Changing subjects, I've been walking a couple miles every day (for a few days now) figuring that...
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fallfromgrace:
oh, I know. we have the right number of people, we just have really bad scheduling conflicts right now. everyone wants to play, but they just can't all play on the same day, and that's pretty much how all of August is going to go.
it_thing_hard_on:
You should give ginger beer a try.
Ever wonder if your mood goes in cycles, like you'll have maybe three bad days in a row a month and then all of a sudden you just feel better for no discernable reason at all?
This week's been like that.
* I'm still bummed about my dad being in intensive care down in Los Angeles. It's kind of like a shadow that I can't...
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This week's been like that.
* I'm still bummed about my dad being in intensive care down in Los Angeles. It's kind of like a shadow that I can't...
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robot_vs_monkey:
it's all an endless cycle. hey, think about it like this though...what if there was ONLY meat and cheese? then you'd be really bummed, i guess.
And well, no, I havent found anywhere permanent. But I am thinking about Portland.
And well, no, I havent found anywhere permanent. But I am thinking about Portland.
it_thing_hard_on:
I'm stil bummed that I can't decide whether to be a hero or a villain.
Play them both and see which you enjoy the most. Then you'll have your answer.
Lankakitten just bought a great hoodie for $10 on eBay. Too bad it's 87 degrees outside.
That's the great part about living in the pacific northwest though, you just have to wait two weeks and it's 60 degrees in the afternoon again.
Coming sometime soon, we'll have a skateboarding in Seattle day. We'll have to find a good spot for it though. It's surprisingly hard...
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That's the great part about living in the pacific northwest though, you just have to wait two weeks and it's 60 degrees in the afternoon again.
Coming sometime soon, we'll have a skateboarding in Seattle day. We'll have to find a good spot for it though. It's surprisingly hard...
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fallfromgrace:
oh, yes I do.
I've also got exciting news, don't miss that part.
I've also got exciting news, don't miss that part.
fractured:
I think you should, especially since I've been spreading rumors that you're on the down low.
A family with two kids was seated next to us in the thai restaurant today. Kids drive me nuts. It's blatantly unfair that parents get special treatment.
If I were wearing a half-pint of cologne or hadn't bathed in a week, I'd rightfully expect someone seated nearby to comment on it, if not directly confronting me about it. It's unthinkable though to ask a family...
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If I were wearing a half-pint of cologne or hadn't bathed in a week, I'd rightfully expect someone seated nearby to comment on it, if not directly confronting me about it. It's unthinkable though to ask a family...
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fallfromgrace:
They are Disgusting.
you mean baby goats, right?
oh, human larva?
Good, but gamey.
you mean baby goats, right?
oh, human larva?
Good, but gamey.
