bluetrust

Every year, for halloween, I'm too busy to make a costume. It feels, shitty. And so we're here in Seattle, a new state for us, and this year we've got costumes. Even better, I've made mine, which has caused endless eye-rolling with the missus, who is not a fan of rave culture.

But I keep beading away, assembling my army of bracelets and pacifiers, glowsticks and Old Navy clearance items.

And I made a major score!

I found ultra-high-intensity glowsticks online. Normal glowsticks spread the glow out over six hours. Ultra high intensity glowsticks though, in stark contrast, burn the entire supply of glow in just three minutes. We're talking a hundred and twenty times brighter than normal glowsticks. Normal glowsticks when just cracked in a dark room will blind you temporarily, so these babies will blind you with your eyes closed!

They're the holy grail of glowsticks.

The catch is that I ordered them over a week ago from an amateurish looking online store and they only shipped yesterday. We'll see if they make it before the deadline.

This halloween, I shall be, SUPER RAVER!

If Lankakitten were home, she'd be doing this right now: