Sunday Apr 03, 2005

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I'd just like to say that I actually really like techno. I've been in denial for a long time, insisting that I don't like any music at all, but I'm really electronica's bitch.

Thought you should know.

More regular updates are found at my real blog: Captain of the Internet.com
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hypoxian:
so there is a captain, well, I want to make a few suggestions. wink .
freckle:
i never liked techno, but i am addicted to ddr. people who say they don't love it are just in denial.

Thursday Mar 24, 2005

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I haven't been to a restaurant in almost two weeks. That's almost a new record for me. For a time, maybe a year long, lankakitten and I ate out every night.
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strongmad:
Thanks, man. As I told your s.o., this weather has been outrageous this winter. I always tell newcomers they don't qualify to enjoy a Seattle summer until they've endured a winter. You guys are getting off easy!
freckle:
i can't let you into the group until you *apply* for the group tongue

Friday Feb 18, 2005

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Avoiding UPS, and red sparkling wine
(Originally conceived for my blog, CaptainOfTheInternet.com)

Yesterday was Valentine's Day. The game went over pretty well, we had a fun time playing it, but didn't get anywhere near finishing the story I'd created.

UPS is trying to get a new desk to me, plus some nightstands. They tried to deliver it yesterday while I was recovering from the weekend,...
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cosyne:
It's funny you mention that because I was actually practicing giving disapproving looks in the mirror this morning... no joke!
luminaire:

After showing my wife your penis...



I have never heard something so awesome, and so candid at the same time.

Marry me.

Wednesday Jan 12, 2005

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Starbucks Chantico: A Review
(This article was originally conceived for CaptainOfTheInternet.com, earlier today.)

Considering that it was I that broke the scoop to you on the new Starbucks drink almost two weeks before it was actually introduced to the employees at your local Starbucks (much less the public), it was important that I try the fucking thing and tell you if it was crap or...
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madi:
Happy valentines!!! kiss blush love
ladyelmo:
Starbucks make gorg strawberries and cream frappuccino but the one in the centre of Sheffield forgot to get the permission from the council to use the building as a coffee house! Not sure if they've been allowed to keep it there but they are opening up another one in town now.

Wednesday Jan 12, 2005

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Permafrost is Nature's Long Johns
(Originally left for dead in my blog at CaptainOfTheInternet.com)

It's Monday, 2:41 A.M.

Earlier this evening, I had a headache: the kind where you feel a large vein somewhere inside your skull, and it's angry and throbbing, and you wish you could just have an operation to open your head up and widen that sucker's passage, like with a threaded...
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Wednesday Jan 12, 2005

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The Moving Scam
(Originally inflicted with full presence of mind on my blog [available at CaptainOftheInternet.com])

My wife and I have a gay hairdresser named Joe (I say "have" because we keep him locked in a steamer trunk). When we were last in his salon, getting $30 haircuts and listening to his latest exploits, he asked us off-handedly if we were renting a U-Haul for...
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Wednesday Jan 12, 2005

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Why I don't tip at Starbucks (unless it's Christmas Day)
(Originally posted on my blog, CaptainOfTheInternet.com)

Earlier this afternoon, I asked my wife to walk to Starbucks, two blocks away, and get me some coffee. Surprisingly, she said, sure, and then we debated over whether it was going to rain on her or not. My stance was that the sky was overcast, a light grey,...
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Tuesday Jan 11, 2005

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I need another blog like I need a hole in my shoe. So, take a deep breath and get up your courage, we're going to be leaving the safe confines of Suicide Girls for just a few minutes, you can come back here any time you want.

Now visit my blog: CaptainOfTheInternet.com