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Friday Mar 21, 2003

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Being a 19 year old virgin requires you to be some kinda slick mega-genius to convince a girl to sleep with you. It's like "oh no I can't ruin you" or something...I don't get it...

It's like I've not had sex not from some crazy morality thing...it's because there's never been an opportunity that arose which didn't have horrible consequences or catches...why can't it just be because we both want to.

It's also not gonna be some awkward sex...it's going to be 6 years of sexual build up unleashed over an entire night at least. Besides I've got all kinds of book knowledge...stupid girly magazines in the bathroom being the only thing to read...wait who am I trying to sell myself to here...noone...oh well I guess we'll just label this one as:

RANT!
rickroyal:
Hmm, that does seem like a strange dilemma you've got there.

I will say kudos though for learning the trade before jumping in. The tongue push-ups will eventually make sense, I assure you.

The evening does sound nice.
Mar 20, 2003
ruby:
I dk what just happened to my post-but I digress.
I held it until I was 19-then I found the hottest dumb-macho guy I could find, and he took care of it from there.
I didn't look hard, or even very far, I just kind of decided "It must be done, now is the time" and then I went downtown and found the guy.
Needless to say I learned my lesson.
I have a hell of a story to show for myself, but that's about it. Mostly I have the weirdest people decide they don't like me because of my association with him. It's funny how one teeny tiny little meaningless moment in a girls life can affect the rest of it, huh?
So anyhoo-
there is merit in being picky. If you set out just to lose it, you might, but then god knows what kind of garbage will come with.
But hell yah for all the studying- I did the same thing. I know what's what. AND How! Boy howdy.
Mar 21, 2003

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