bluesbrother

Here's something to think about...........

How to make a woman happy.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A healer
18. A pest exterminator
19. A mind reader
20. A good listener
21. An organiser
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Punctual
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
45. Able to give compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Honest
48. Very rich
49. Able not stress her out
50. Able not look at other girls
51. Able to give lots of attention, but expect little in return
52. Give her lots of time, especially for herself.
53. Give her lots of space
54. Able not to worry where she goes

And most importantly

55. Able NEVER to forget birthdays / anniversaries / those "special" dates & all arrangements that she makes!

How to make a man happy:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer and food.