Yay!! Congratulations to urban_reject and his lovely new wifey!! 
Whats up everyone? I am very glad that you liked that Milkman video Rando, now, everytime I watch it, I shall think of you
Hehehe. I am bleached once again, thinkin about gettin myself a mohawk, and I think I would look damn cute with one, too.Rum has been treating me very well lately, not that it has ever let me down before, well.....all except for when I 
but that hasnt happened in a long time, lucky me.Once again, going out with my good friend Coron today to get more of his tattoo done.My tattoo is healing nicely.
Ok, here is a funny story.
Last friday, Coron came over and we went to see about a tattoo he wanted to get.We head to Waikiki and walk around a bit, grab a bite to eat at Outback and then come back to my place to find my husband drunk in the hammock and having himself a little drunken picnic right on the back porch.He told us about his plans to kill the pizza delivery guy.He had it all set up: a giant sword (that my husband warmly named The Widow Maker) sitting by the front door, a pair of brass knuckles, a knife on the kitchen table and a pair of handcuffs on the back of the door.Gladly he didnt kill the pizza guy, i think it was torture enough that my husband payed him $30 in all ones hahaha .Then he shows me and Coron pictures of him shaving my fat cat Louie.....I got so pissedd off, but then again, the pictures were hilarious.We all start to drink, Coron has his Absinthe with him and I have my rum, Joseph(my husband( has his jack daniels).We all get pretty lit up and then decide to walk over to Crystal's house.We get there, with light sabers in hand hehehe and hilarity ensues.I raid Crystal's liquor stash in the freezer, me and Coron have a drunken light saber fight in her front yard and in the middle of the street.After a while, we all walk back to my house.But then!!!! (and I forgot to mention this earlier, Crystal and Nate were trying to save this bird that he found at work stuck to this sticky thing, he brought it home and it died after we left to go back to my house) Coron and Joseph decide that we need to go back to Crystal's and set the dead bird on fire.Soooo, we all walk back over there.The bird was then confinscated by my dear husband, shoved it down his pants and then he trew it at me.It was gross but still funny and I was pretty fuckin drunk and not able to do anything.I pass out on the couch and next thing you know I wake up in the bathroom at some ungodly hour, I get up and crawl in the bed.
Well, to conclude this story, I wake up, my head is hurting very bad.And Joseph brings to my attention that the glass coffee table in the living room has been broken......????? I have no fucking clue how it happened.It looked like someone threw something at it or put their foot through it because only half of it was broken.It was crazy, I took pictures, too.
We still dont know how it got broken and apparently, when we were at Crystal's the second time, I smacked the shit out of Joseph and called him an asshole.That is the first time I have been known to be an angry drunk.
Well, Im done, that is my story.
Later people!!!!!
Whats up everyone? I am very glad that you liked that Milkman video Rando, now, everytime I watch it, I shall think of you
Hehehe. I am bleached once again, thinkin about gettin myself a mohawk, and I think I would look damn cute with one, too.Rum has been treating me very well lately, not that it has ever let me down before, well.....all except for when I but that hasnt happened in a long time, lucky me.Once again, going out with my good friend Coron today to get more of his tattoo done.My tattoo is healing nicely.
Ok, here is a funny story.
Last friday, Coron came over and we went to see about a tattoo he wanted to get.We head to Waikiki and walk around a bit, grab a bite to eat at Outback and then come back to my place to find my husband drunk in the hammock and having himself a little drunken picnic right on the back porch.He told us about his plans to kill the pizza delivery guy.He had it all set up: a giant sword (that my husband warmly named The Widow Maker) sitting by the front door, a pair of brass knuckles, a knife on the kitchen table and a pair of handcuffs on the back of the door.Gladly he didnt kill the pizza guy, i think it was torture enough that my husband payed him $30 in all ones hahaha
.Then he shows me and Coron pictures of him shaving my fat cat Louie.....I got so pissedd off, but then again, the pictures were hilarious.We all start to drink, Coron has his Absinthe with him and I have my rum, Joseph(my husband( has his jack daniels).We all get pretty lit up and then decide to walk over to Crystal's house.We get there, with light sabers in hand hehehe and hilarity ensues.I raid Crystal's liquor stash in the freezer, me and Coron have a drunken light saber fight in her front yard and in the middle of the street.After a while, we all walk back to my house.But then!!!! (and I forgot to mention this earlier, Crystal and Nate were trying to save this bird that he found at work stuck to this sticky thing, he brought it home and it died after we left to go back to my house) Coron and Joseph decide that we need to go back to Crystal's and set the dead bird on fire.Soooo, we all walk back over there.The bird was then confinscated by my dear husband, shoved it down his pants and then he trew it at me.It was gross but still funny and I was pretty fuckin drunk and not able to do anything.I pass out on the couch and next thing you know I wake up in the bathroom at some ungodly hour, I get up and crawl in the bed.
Well, to conclude this story, I wake up, my head is hurting very bad.And Joseph brings to my attention that the glass coffee table in the living room has been broken......????? I have no fucking clue how it happened.It looked like someone threw something at it or put their foot through it because only half of it was broken.It was crazy, I took pictures, too.
We still dont know how it got broken and apparently, when we were at Crystal's the second time, I smacked the shit out of Joseph and called him an asshole.That is the first time I have been known to be an angry drunk.
Well, Im done, that is my story.
Later people!!!!!
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0theamazingrando:
Where you be at? Is it May anymore? What's my name again?
urban_reject:
awww. you know how to make someone feel special. so yeah, havent heard from you in a while, i assume youre just probably enjoying time with the mr. once again. welp, hit me up sometime.....it gets boring in afghanistan if you havent heard. talk to you later blue pixie.
you know how to make someone feel special. so yeah, havent heard from you in a while, i assume youre just probably enjoying time with the mr. once again. welp, hit me up sometime.....it gets boring in afghanistan if you havent heard. talk to you later blue pixie.