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i love getting cash for doing nothing. i got ten bucks form my work for being a great employee or something and i went and got the beta that i wanted and let me tell you this fish is a badass blackeyed he tried to beat my hand up when i was fixing the tank. he is really beautiful though he is a dark blue with...
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graven:
Sometimes you scare me. Hahaha.
paulsandman:
beta's are like ill tempered sea bass biggrin and maybe you got the money for being a good corrupter you temptress you wink
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HA HA i am such a BAD influence on kids. the mother of a seven year old tried to get me arrested for turning her son into a punker *LMAO*. please woman i cant help that he liked my hawk and he loves loud obnoxious music that and kids just love my freaky ways wink .

i find it hiliarious that im always getting in trouble...
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edea:
ohh gosh i could never deal with -40 weather! Come visit me and I'll smoke ya up promise!!!
graven:
I'm going to say this because it will make you happy: you're the anti-Christ. Welcome to America.

Oh yeah, and Mickey hit on me once, too. Being 5 years old and being offered to be shown the "Mickey's Flaming Hole" ride wasn't fun.
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ever get the feeling your being watched? like there are people in the audience watching your every move? *looks behind herself* eeek PEOPLE! AHHHHHHHH


im such a cartoon freak *L*..ok enough sillyness.
the count down continues kids
37 days 35 mins....till the destruction of the world eeek ....or till a few strippers get a load of me biggrin

bok
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graven:
Strip club: male or female? Well, it doesn't really matter...ahaha...
graven:
I was just kidding. The last time I travelled to see strippers, I ended up...never mind.
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im back and my new years sucked fucking ass. i was sicker then hell and stuck in bed with the shivers soooo bad and a temp of 102 so i had to be rushed to the hospital frown . i spent the night in the hospital and i didnt get to drink or get stoned. turns out i have toncilitous and if i dont get better...
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cinder:
Ohhh man. That Filbert quote CRACKED me up when I read it. I loved how he would fall on his back and be like, "I'm okay, I'm okay...ohhhh fishsticks." hahaha
edea:
damn i hope you feel better soon! *runs and gives you a BIG kiss*
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its about damn time i had some fucking fun. im getting drunk and stoned silly tomorrow night biggrin . i am gonna have some massive fun for the next few months i think since my b-day is in less then 2 months...YAY me!!!

take care kids and dont get too trashed.

bok
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oh man i LOVE my sister. i had a shitty ass christmas and she tells me to come to her place for a few days to relax and she got me sooooooooo fucking stoned and drunk YAY for sisters smile .
and YAY for free weed biggrin .
the only thing i got that i wanted was my power tool other then that i think my family...
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paulsandman:
send me your cell # through e-mail I'm on right now I'll get it
graven:
Oh, all right, I love Minnesota. And WI isn't bad. I just hate all the drunks there. There's a bar on every corner! It's like an Irish pub with trees and bears.
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christmas eve

BAH HUMBUG MOTHERFUCKS!!!! mad
i used to love christmas but since i broke up with my ex i hate everything...she turned me sour inside. well have a nice christmas everyone i have to get back to my coal and count my rubber chickens and remain grumpy.


bok
bathory:
i knew that was you! all you had to do was knock. hope it wasnt as bad as it seemed it was going to be.
paulsandman:
*hugs* No being grumpy espacially while we're still friends
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well its 4 days to hell frown . im definatly thinking i need to find some locks for my coffin so i dont have to deal with that day. good news though the day after the SG tour in Wisconsin Evanescence is playing in millwuakee so im thinking ill have to go to that too.

ok seriously is it that hard to figure out that my...
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littledeaddoll:
um.....tell him he has nice skin, and that you are looking at him right now. i bet he wont call anymore. wink
graven:
An ex-girlfriend of mine had a lot of fun once because of that. This gay man got her number by mistake by a guy he met at the Gay90's in the Twin Cities. So everytime she checked her voice mail there was this message:

"Hey, it's just me. I don't know if you recognize me, but we met at the 90's and I just wanted to talk to you."

"Hey, um...this is -----...are you ignoring me?"

"Look, if you dont' want to talk to me, then you should at least tell me and stop making me live on my phone!"

I found this funny, not because he was heartbroken (i felt sorry for him, regardless), but because all these were in the same day and within 6 hours of each other. And he had just MET the guy.
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ok im feeling a tad better knowing that im gonna be going on a road trip this summer...i havent made the total plans for it yet but im thinking NY area to see my friend for like a week or something. im not sure yet but im getting siked about a road trip..anyone have suggestions lay them on me and ill concider them. i got...
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bathory:
good answer! if you were, than you should wear that pirate outfit while doing so.
paulsandman:
What happened doll? I'm back online now so we can talk. NY sounds good btw for a road trip smile
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i have had a craptastic day...i SERIOUSLY need some cheering up frown . i dont know whats up with me but i need to go do something or just hang out and smoke with someone i cant take this shit no more. i honestly feel like im going no where and im stuck in one place with nothing and noone to even talk to. im kinda...
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graven:
Wow, that sounds my entire life since I was 19. I'm sorry. *hugs* I know how it is, though. I dealt with it with beer, movies, weed, and videogames. But it never killed the pain completely. The only thing that killed the pain was getting those sudden rushes where you go, "Oh my god, I know what I have to do with my life!" and spend the next 23 minutes planning your perfect future that solves all your problems.

And then after 23 minutes, you go see what's on TV and forget.
edea:
aww cheer up!! many *kisses* to you. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
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well kids kick ass news...my 21st b-day is a week before the SG tour which will be coming to WI and im SOOO going. a hint for a b-day present some of the girls could have some fun with me later wink ...it would never happen i know frown . ohwell....but hey ill probly be drunk that night anyways so thats a plus.

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bathory:
sorry frown
i want to come steal you away...i do. but alas, i am a poor panda.

someday we will hang out! ok?
littledeaddoll:
we should have a rubber chicken fight....clowns do it all the time right? Actually we should drag some clowns into an alley way and beat them with chickens.....
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woo hoo i have had the coolest last 3 days. i was kicked out, my boy is here, and now im home and chilling with my boy smile. thats about all the news i have....i must say though for the SG haliday parties i think there should be a WI partie cuz i cant get to fucking chicago or michagan ..fuck that shit come to...
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bathory:
done and done. pack your bags im on my way.
graven:
Hey, I think they're planning a Twin Cities SG party! Come west and hit that beat and I'll be there, I promise.

(oh, and taking Bathory up on her offer would be a great decision as well...hell, I'll tag along and we could ride the rails...the company would be 90% of the adventure)