bluecadet

I took a look in the fridge this morning and found nothing but useless condiments. Peanut butter and no bread, dressing and no lettuce, relish and no hot dogs. Unless I wanted to make some sort of terrifying creation that involved peaches and mayo, I had to go round up some food. I decided to make a trip up to Subway since a friend of mine works there and I can often times get a free sandwich out of him. On the way there I noticed a faint rumble that seemed to be getting closer by the second. What the hell? I took a look in my rear view mirror and, to my dismay, found some speed racer in customary wrap around shades, riding my ass like a porn star. Let's not forgot how cool his car was, it looked something like this artistic rendering. These people really drive me to the brink.

Second paragraph edited out because it was negative and juvenile. I believe in what I wrote, but it's nothing constructive. Instead, I'll give a shout out to the new Mt. Eerie album, "No Flashlight". It was released in Japan the other day and scattered across Soulseek like so much confetti. I'll buy it, though sneak peeks are always fun. Now we just need that new BSS material...