i onced made love to a stranger after only speaking 12 words to her.
i just realized that i just consumed an entire meal consisting of bar-b-que PORK with a spoon that i used to cooked dope in. i kept my belt and unbeknownst to me i obviously kept a frequently utilized spoon. i feel like the man who purchased the world.
i have beaten my record of nine straight days with a fucking head ache. i think it is safe to assume something may be wrong. on a brighter note i watched a man rip out his own sutures located in his arm. what a fucking mess.
btw, great pick up lines, have any luck with them?
i could never tell. at least not via a message board. i don't think it would translate very well into the written word.
i strategically failed to metion drinking was involved.
i am not really sure if those pick-up lines would work. i guess it depends on the intended purpose. to get laid = probably not
to "break the ice" = definitly
they would work on me anyway.
cheers for the reply.
you broke my journal reply hymen. it was good for me, was it good for you?